[ hq x reader oneshots ] 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 . open 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀 . ongoing © BEE-BUB

In a twisted alternate universe, the BFDI contestants are no longer colorful individuals living freely in an island, simply participating in a weird game show full of zany obstacles, friendships, and intense, but in the end of the day silly antics run by some odd folks. Here, the cast are now artificially grown lab rats, trapped inside a hellish laboratory where they are all put through painful and rancid experiments, ran by extraterrestrial scientists hellbent on finding out which one of these unfortunate souls are going to be- "The DreaMaker." (CONTENT WARNING: THIS FAN FICTION CONTAINS LARGE AMOUNTS OF GORE, PROFANITY, AND GENERAL DARK THEMES. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)

This is about Fan and TestTube realizing they like each other more than just best friends. Published-Every Monday (if day missed it will be posted on Wednesday)

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

Lightbrush, Bickel, Suitloon, and more. Some human AU oneshots every now and then.

●THIS STORY IS BEING REWRITTEN ON MY NEW ACCOUNT!!!!!● When Firey, the most popular guy in the school gets his schedule mixed up, he gets placed in band. He learns throughout the story that the world doesn't revolve around him and that he won't get his way every time when he gets to know Leafy, an unpopular girl who loves Music.

So I recently finished my DDLC ship story, so I've decided to try something new, but this time with BFDI/BFB which is my current fandom. You can request ships, just read the first chapter for more info. I hope you enjoy this mess!

Oneshot book based on the Object Show Series BFB/TPOT & Inanimate Insanity! Feel free to request! I might not get all of them, but I do try!

This is a story about Lightbulb and Paintbrush they're Inanimate Insanity High School right now Paintbrush use to date Match but they broke up together (for some reason...) 5 days later something change.... Edit 10-5-18: idk how many chapter will be in this book Edit 1-17-19: SKSKSKS (I might cancelled this book some day in the future cuz you guys might not get it and hate it :\)

It's my first time writing anything so I hope it's not too bad. Tw// bl**d, se*f h*rm, s*x, vi*len*e, sw*ari*g please read with caution if any or all of the above topics disturb/trigger you Cover art is not mine. Cover art was made by musheye on tumblr.