Comedian, Actor, Former Alter Boy, Tall Child, Sassy Asian Woman. What is it like to be adopted by the person described above and his sassy Jewish wife? Meet Adeline... a 4 year old girl who is found by John Mulaney on the streets of New York City. This is her story, not yours. But this story is also fiction. You know what, I'm getting ahead of myself here. Just act like Adeline is you if you need to, alright? I'm not gonna change the entire book for you I literally spent days writing it. I mean it's my fantasy to be adopted by John too but you don't see me throwing in Y/N's all over the place because that's not how I write alright gimme some respect. You're probably like "you're harping on this here, author..." I'm not mad about it, I'm a good natured woman! I'm getting worked up about this just enjoy the book please.

*Edit* -Low key there are a few lines that are kinda cringe, also some spelling and grammar mistakes but I occasionally will go back through the story and try to fix it. Relationships from the past haunt you, while a new one gives you hope. PSA: this is very much a SLOWBURN. Another PSA: I'm making it so Fred is only one year above you and the golden trio instead of two, because i thought it would be weird if it was more than that if you were dating him, I also made the twins Prefects and the yule ball is every year and Lupin is there just cuz he's the best DADA teacher. Those are the only things that should be different, please correct me if I'm wrong. ALL ORIGINAL CHARACTERS AND MAIN IDEAS BELONG TO JK ROWLING AND THE HARRY POTTER FRANCHISE