Fanfics like these are the one of the many reasons why we shouldn't distribute crack to people like me anymore. anyways, enjoy lol . . . . . Disclaimer: Not intended to be taken seriously and shouldn't have anyone be offended at this Everything on here is F I C T I O N (except some characters ofc) Don't like this book? Find another book that's pleasing, simple. Like this book? Divulge in a whole new level of crack.