"We are children of actual gods! So let's fucking do this, damnit!" [In which fourteen teenaged children of Greek gods go on a quest to defeat a monster that has been kidnapping demigod children.] {A modernized IT/Percy Jackson crossover apply fic}

" if i could be anything in the world . . . i'd be a jellyfish . jellyfishes are fuckin' awesome , man ! "

@TrashyRichie has started following you

" yeah , yeah , whatever . now if you'll excuse me , i have to give bowers a wedgie ! "

A series of starters for Toddler!Richie~

" all you gotta do is say my name ! "

" doesn't smell like caca to me señor ! "

Anubis MB/S

" Hospital. . . Right now. . . " ( starters, details, information. . . ) " I told you I can fight dirty- "