What happens when Kevin Costner gets shipwrecked while filming the 1995 flop Waterworld? He ends up on bikini atoll, right above bikini bottom! Just when the actor loses all hope, a handsome squid appears to sweep him off his feet. They do things together that man and squid man should never do, at least not on the first date. I mean, come on guys, you couldn't wait just a little bit? Not even 'till the second date? Y'all moved real fast in 1995.