The whole of PK Academy is buzzing with the news of yet another transfer student... except this time around, it's a girl. From the moment she arrived all eyes were on her: she had a body better than Mera's and a face prettier than Teruhashi. Normally Saiki would avoid this kind of girl so as to not draw attention to himself but this isn't a normal situation... he can't hear any of her thoughts and his powers don't seem to affect her! What will happen when Saiki decides he needs to know the truth? PS this was originally a fanfic that I was going to keep to myself so I could be like omg Kusuo loves me but my friend says it's good so I'm sharing it. Please don't judge >.< ALSO BEWARE OF STRONG LANGUAGE, DEPPRESSING THEMES, AND FUTURE SMUT.

Hello! I have realised how there are little to no Saiki Kusuo fanfictions, so here I am making my own! When I say 'Saiki Kusuo', I mean the character. Not the anime or manga. Will I write oneshots about the other characters? I'm not too sure yet. Possibly! I'm also not sure if there will be lemons, it depends on how i'm feeling at the time I guess. Anyways, I hope you enjoy!