"i'm a siren." "you're the thing on my car that flashes blue and red?" "no, jeongguk," taehyung sighs, "i don't go wee woo."

namjoon honestly thinks it's too early in the morning for this

"you certainly do make me feel pretty." (TRIGGER WARNING - eating disorder, self-harm.)

"my father always told me to make wishes when the clock strikes 11:11"

BOOK i in which taehyung can't sleep and strikes a deal to sleep with his classmate after catching him looking at porn in maths class. ©SHARMILA / nectaerine sept 2016 - nov 2016

he smelled of freesia and vanilla

▏taehyung is a college hating, meme addicted bachelor who somehow messages a wrong number at one am. jungkook is his unsuspecting victim who soon falls for the other's interesting personality and unfairly cute face. fortunately, all they need is a few pushes to get things going between them. maybe more than a few. or: in which taehyung finds a clueless jungkook and crushes on him with the power of god, anime, and other suspicious methods of love. warnings! OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED/COMPLETED. cuz this book sucks lmaoooo a taekook text fic, but written points of views are added further in the story. THERE IS A FINALE FOR CLOSURE.

BOOK ii in which jungkook meets taehyung a year later and wants the sleeping arrangements back. ©SHARMILA / nectaerine nov 2016 - feb 2017

"you know, this actually quite fun. it's like we're on a road trip." "yeah, a road trip with an $8.4m worth guy who i kidnapped and held at gun point, and with whom im currently trying to run away with from the damn police and fbi." he mutters sarcastically, "mhm, exactly my type of fun." ©SHARMILA / nectaerine february 2017 - march 2018

who murdered the boys of busan? © playlist bangtan boys unfinished, will prob never be done. love to hear ya'lls conspiracy theories tho.