Keith Kogane never once thought in the short seventeen years of his life that he would somehow find himself stumbling across a roller rink with a panicking, screaming Cuban boy latched to his arm - nor did he think he would willingly agree to sell his soul on a bet with said teenager after a ride home and a dark, Red Bull-induced, two in the morning movie extravaganza that couldn't have ended more awkwardly between them. But, hey, Keith was a man of his word, and if his friend was smart enough to trick him into becoming Lance's wingman in his quest to win the heart of Keith's very recent ex-boyfriend, who was he to try and stop him? [COMPLETED] highest ranking: #23 in voltron 7/24/18 (holy shit??)

When Lance McClain breaks into his own bedroom at two in the morning after scaling a four-story building, he didn't expect to break open the wrong window, nor did he expect to literally fall on top of a half-naked Keith Kogane. After agreeing to stay with Lance until he can afford to pay for Keith's window, the two find themselves in the unlikely scenario of becoming fake-boyfriends after a couple of bad run-ins with their Landlady. Join Keith and Lance on their crazy adventure full of love, friendship, heartbreak, and enough corny mullet jokes to send even the toughest fangirl running for the hills. {COMPLETED} *edit: I wrote this when I was thirteen and it's trash so read at your own risk*

Getting horny in the middle of a long mission wasn't planned. Neither was what happened because of it. Disclaimer! I don't own Voltron, characters, or pictures used. Credit to @-Sunfallen- for that amazing cover!!!

Who needs boys? Certainly not Aldenbury Girls Grammar School! Just when everything begins to finally fall into place, it falls apart-at least, for student council president Cerise. Cerise will do everything in her power to prevent Aldenbury from becoming co-ed. That includes bribery, coercion and maybe even the use of blackmail (which she may or may not have orchestrated the events herself). Along with her loyal, albeit reluctant group of friends, she has one goal in her mind: Eliminate this disease called men. Featured on the #TeenFiction and #Humor official reading list. (can be read as satire)

『I just don't like the fact that you have to ask. Like I mean I know it's not obvious but, I mean it shouldn't have to- you shouldn't have to ask if someone's okay with who you are, you know?』 ✧ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴏғ ᴛᴡᴏ sᴀᴅ ʙᴏʏs ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ✧ ➵ High school! au & rock band! au ☀︎ ｋｌａｎｇｓｔ ☀︎ [DISCLAIMER: I do NOT OWN VOLTRON OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. I only own the plot]

it was hate at first site. [lowercase intended, strong language]