Here's a collection of quotes/scenes from the very well-known and well-loved cartoon of Spongebob Squarepants! (These are the funniest in my opinion. If any comments suggest otherwise, I will FIND YOU AND TICKLE YOU TO DEATH.)

Want that extra zing in your comebacks! Well you have come to the right place!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

((COVER BY @CARLSRIGHTEYE ON QUOTEV)) Y/n's attempt to be a good person in a wold full of evil backfires and is forced to move to Beach City. Unbeknownst to them, they are about to embark on a journey of grand proportion and unlock some underwhelming powers they will use to help the Crystal Gems and their ongoing battle to protect Earth! Of course, they get a little help along the way. (I originally posted this on Quotev, thought maybe the Wattpad audience would like to read it too!)

Zodiacs. Yeh. I did not make these, I found these on Tumblr, Google, and Facebook, so don't get offended cause of the stereotypes, the earlier chapters are more likely to be filled with stereotypes then towards the end (I started this book when I barely knew about Zodiacs, it's that bad) But I will try not to fill it with more stereotypes. And play nice in the comments.

NF aka Nate Feuerstein lyrics. I hope that you will see that NF is a really good rapper and you will start listen to his songs. :)

In this book you'll see different squads, responds, and facts about your Zodiac Sign. I hope you'll enjoy it! P.S: All credit goes to tumblr, Pinterest, etc.

Third book!! If you're new, I recommend reading the first and second book, before reading this one :) •female reader• You and everyone else wake up in a strange place, but everyone is different. There's a dark curse, causing the animatronics to behave differently....in a bad way. But not everyone has changed. Only a few stayed the same, including you. Dear (y/n). You're trapped in the strange place, with the rest of the group. You try to find a way to escape and to rescue all, but that will get harder and harder if you start to slowly change. Then it comes to a point that you're too sick and weak to try to save everyone. You need to be saved. But by who? And what happens after? Things will get out of hand. And messed up. Once again ;) ×Contains a lot of swearing and fighting scenes. Be aware of blood and shizzle× ×Five Nights at Freddy's belongs to Scott Cawthon× ×I don't support abuse in any way. It's wrong×

Swallow is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. When Mildred wished for death on her bullies, she never expected a demon would possess her and make all her dreams come true...but is it worth her soul? ***** After years of torment, Mildred, a meek high school student, is determined to seek revenge against her bullying classmates. She intends to curse them with dark magic, punishing them for their cruelty - but in the process Mildred accidentally opens herself up to a terrifying demonic possession. The demon inside her is only too happy to fulfill Mildred's vengeful desires. Bodies start turning up with parts missing, eaten as though mauled by a wild animal...or perhaps something darker. Powerless, Mildred realizes that the murders are changing her in more ways than one... Content and trigger warning: This story contains scenes of violence, psychological abuse, and gore. [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]] Cover designed by Jay Flores-Holz

**cover by SodaliteSilver** Luciana Morgenstern has been hunted all her life. The High Council told everyone it was because she was a hybrid, but Luciana knows they merely consider her a threat because she has abilities that make her far more powerful than even the Council-so they take away the one thing that allows her to use her gifts, and put her into the Angel Academy. She has lived in the Academy for nine years now, and at the start of her tenth year, a dozen new angels join. One of which, will turn her miserable life upside down as the Council's intricate web of lies starts to unravel . . .

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