Are you an Aphmau fan? Then this is the book for you! Aphmau Memes 1 is a book full of memes that have to do with Aphmau. Highest Ranking: #112 #112 - Random (12/23/17) #237 in Random (11/26/17) #329 in Random (11/19/17) #466 in Random (11/16/17) Status: Completed (December 3, 2017) Last Updated: January 2, 2019 4:07 PM PST All memes in this book are not mine, they belong to their respective owners.

/////DISCONTINUED///// /////DISCONTINUED///// /////DISCONTINUED///// After the Great Gem War, the Homeworld gems fled Earth, leaving all the weapons, and gems behind, corrupted or not; including you. This... Enraged you. Why would they leave a capable gem behind? You served the Diamonds with the upmost loyalty you had. So why? Even if they forgot, it still made you angry and betrayed. Alas, you learned to let go, as it was pointless to try to escape the planet, called Earth. Did the residents residing here know that their planet was named after a pile of dirt? Adapting to this strange, green planet, you resided in Beach City. There you were an employee of Big Donut, which kept you busy. Everyone around you thought you were human, since they populated the Earth. To keep trouble at bay, you went along with it. No one needed to know, so no one did. If anyone knew, they would probably send you to the government, something you weren't optimisitic about. After being on this planet for many years, you realised they were all cowards with selfish desires, and if they were scared and unsure about something, they would eliminate the problem. Humans, you sighed. Living the simple, normal life - a human life, you called it, was an easy task. They lived simplistic, short, pointess lives, something far too easy for you to stress about. Well, that was until a certain humaniod gem came along. They were curious, friendly, and even a little funny. The Steven was very curious, sometimes too curious for his own good. And you didn't appreciate it. Not one bit.

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"So anyone have any pets?" I say rather loudly that an old lady turns around and gives me a look as if to say 'go smash your face into a wall multiple times, please'. Ahh don't you just love old ladies? "I have a dog called Jake." Finn kinda grumbles quietly. "OMG YOU GUYS ARE LIKE JAKE AND FINN OF ADVENTURE TIME!" I pretty much scream. "Okay who else has pets?" "I have a younger sister, does that count?" Carlos asks. "I have two and a half cats." States Benny. Aww I love cats I wish I had two and a ha- "WHAT THE HELL, TWO AND A HALF CATS?" I screamed horrified. "Why would some one chop a cat in half? That's so cruel, and why? Like I mea-" "Hey, Hey, I meant two cats and a kitten, not literally two and a half of a cat." Benny says quickly. "Oh that make more sense now." Confusing, weird, sarcastic and crazy are just a few words to describe the beautiful girl named Cassie. Her looks will draw you in but her Craziness will send you running the other way. Her only friend being a sarcastic voice in her head. That is until she meets the gang. What happens when Cassie is mistaken for another girl at her school and gets kidnapped by a gang. How will Cassie handle the awkward Situation? Will she even make it out alive? Probably not. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Hey everyone, I just wanted to warn you about cuss words, bad grammar and Stuff like that. Also please do not copy this idea, I'm warning. you have a choice wether you think it is a good idea or not, not if you do copy the idea I will personally hunt you down then send my army of trained and loyal, ducks. So if you do copy, be 100% prepared for Duck attacks in your near future. Anyways thanks for giving this story a chance. : ) ❤️ Cover by: glimmersnowflakes Go check her out she awesome!

This is an lgbtqia friendly book with your Skyrim character and Serana. Even an affair with Aela the huntress. This has smut and lemons there will also be fighting and traveling to epic adventure. Enjoy Skyrim friends.

This here is the story of Uganda my bruddas.