✔ It's Complicated, Mate!

||FEATURED IN WATTPAD'S HUMOR PROFILE|| "It's almost like choosing between an espresso and a stuffed cheese omelette." I groaned. Amber was shocked, "Excuse me, did you just compare our mate to a bitter beverage?" I sighed, "No, I compared my boyfriend to an omelette. What is wrong with me?" -------- So, this is the d...