Hello. This is a very important guide on how to make best friends. For example, Church and I. He hates me, but I don't care, cause I don't want to end our friendship.

Now that Red Team and Blue Team are back in Blood Gulch, things seem like they're doing okay. Friendship, fun and maybe a little romance here and there seems to now be what's running their world. However, things may be a little more problematic then what they think... WARNING: SWEARING AND SERIOUS SHIPPING

Just a bunch of RvB oneshots that I do for fun. Requests will be asked for.

The second season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of the Blood Gulch Chronicles, written for reading pleasure on WattPad. When a mild-mannered medical officer find himself deployed to the most worthless stretch of land in the entire galaxy, the last thing he expects to find are his first patients dead, a poltergeist haunting a robot, a 200-ton tank in the center of a love triangle, and an evil strain of artificial intelligence attempting to enslave all of humanity.

***Currently in Progress as I have returned*** Sota has no memory of her early war years - the years with Project Freelancer. But sometimes it only takes one person to bring the memories back. Agent Washington has grown cold over the years, and now does the Director's dirty work. His current task is to find the AI of Project Freelancer. Despite knowing that one is deactivated, he still wants to find it. To find... her. I don't own RvB or any of the songs that I mention in here.

The third season of the action-comedy series Red vs Blue and part of the Blood Gulch Chronicles, written for reading pleasure on WattPad. The universe is in chaos, and the final hope for humanity is two-thousand years in the past with a fast-talking computer that loves knock-knock jokes. What could possibly go wrong?

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"I need you to plan and lead our next mission." Agent Minnesota couldn't believe what she heard. She understood that she was one of the best agents, but why? ~I own nothing other than Agent Minnesota.~

After a rough history you find yourself working for the infamous Project Freelancer. What adventures await you?

The first season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of the Blood Gulch Chronicles, written for reading pleasure on WattPad. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.