namjoon:*has on wig dress like a mother* Jimin take out the trash Jimin:*screams * noooo namjoon:well no sweets for dinner and I'm calling your father!~*starts whipping it in the kitchen* jimin:Noooo!!~*grabs trashcan and throws it at namjoon* namjoon:*hits the stove and falls on the floor*......... Jimin: mom......*looks around....takes namjoon credit card....* (At baskin robins) Jimin: please may I get all faiveos?*hand him credit card.. cashier: um how old are you? Jimin:5....... cashier:um....... Jimin:*smiles.......* cashier: um....I think I need y- Jimin: Noo!!!!~*grabs trashcan*

Funny BTS jokes and don't ask it too seriously. It's just for fun.

The ships in this book will be: Taekook Yoonmin Namjin Warning: these fics are extremely strange