This is my book of tags and rants. Randomness ensues from this point on.

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

Tape recordings are found after a mysterious fire burns through the Rose Penitentiary leaving the entire staff maimed and disfigured. But was it the fire that actually left everyone's loved ones unrecognizable? Or will the sinister feeling these tapes give off tell a more different story?

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION When Elliot Goldman meets his sweet and charming new lab partner, Jordan Hughes, suddenly high school doesn't seem so bad. For the first time ever, Elliot can't wait to get to chemistry class... ***** Smart, good looking and charismatic, Jordan opens Elliot's eyes to the possibilities around him and gives him butterflies like nobody else does. Jordan isn't exactly the kind of person Elliot's used to having as a lab partner, but when they start acing their assignments, life is suddenly about more than boring lectures, bad cafeteria nachos, or relentless bullying. And then one night, the butterflies start to make sense - the trouble is, now nothing else does. As Elliot begins to figure out how he really feels about Jordan, he realizes that sometimes the last thing you are expecting is the one thing you need the most. [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]]