Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"I can take this mistake but, I can't take the ache of heartbreak." -The Script Kendall Jones is the poster child for the "Ignored by best friend (aka crush for like forever) in favour of hotter sister" campaign and she knows it. And she hates it. Said best friend and said sister also have the most on-off relationship ever but are publicly worshiped as the school's Golden Couple. Biggest ouch of the century? You betcha. But what happens when said best friend asks her for help getting over her sister? Well, thats when the poster child gets a chance to be the film star. She should be jumping for joy and dancing maniacally, right? This is her dream come true. So why is it not like what she thought it would be? Because life is always what we least expect, what if, along the way, the poster child found something -someone- she wanted, more?

i'm sorry, for hurting you. i love you, even if you don't. forgive me, for being a monster.

Leia has turned her embarrassing reputation as a Third Wheeler into a money-grabbing phenomenon: Third Person's The Charm; an underground business where high school students pay Leia to third wheel. Her new entrepreneurship skills soon catch the attention of the rumor mill, and how its turning out these days doesn't look so hot for Leia. Illegal senior pranks, weird dates and one hundred voice mails later, Leia can't handle the heat and is forced to rethink if third wheeling is really what she wants to be remembered as in her final year of high school. cover by @nightgate * A story dedicated to the all uncomfortable, invisible, pity, unwanted third wheels of the century. This one's for you. *

Still With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. In the third and final book of the "With Me" series, old and new dangers hide around every corner as Amelia and Aiden fight to stay above the drama that threatens to pull them under. ***** After surviving the impossible, all Amelia wants is a normal senior year with the love of her life by her side. But you can only run so far from the past. With painful secrets coming to light, dark truths being uncovered, and enemies attacking from all angles, normal is the last thing she and Aiden can count on. As the dangers they've been running from reach a crescendo, Amelia and Aiden's love is tested like never before. Love may not be easy, but they know some things are worth risking everything for. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000]] Cover designed by Laura Mensinga Book Three of the With Me series Content and trigger warning: This story contains violence and mentions rape and drug use