|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money. Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun. This is one hell of a crazy story. ~~~~~ WARNING: This book is weird as fuck. It's no joke, I am telling you now that all the characters might as well be high on drugs the whole time because some of the shit they do makes no sense but I promise it will make you laugh (if not I'll give you a cookie). [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

One note, two note, three note and more notes from anonymous. *A/N: This story is pretty cheesy! Be warned lol * Amazing cover by @mara_cleia

"So anyone have any pets?" I say rather loudly that an old lady turns around and gives me a look as if to say 'go smash your face into a wall multiple times, please'. Ahh don't you just love old ladies? "I have a dog called Jake." Finn kinda grumbles quietly. "OMG YOU GUYS ARE LIKE JAKE AND FINN OF ADVENTURE TIME!" I pretty much scream. "Okay who else has pets?" "I have a younger sister, does that count?" Carlos asks. "I have two and a half cats." States Benny. Aww I love cats I wish I had two and a ha- "WHAT THE HELL, TWO AND A HALF CATS?" I screamed horrified. "Why would some one chop a cat in half? That's so cruel, and why? Like I mea-" "Hey, Hey, I meant two cats and a kitten, not literally two and a half of a cat." Benny says quickly. "Oh that make more sense now." Confusing, weird, sarcastic and crazy are just a few words to describe the beautiful girl named Cassie. Her looks will draw you in but her Craziness will send you running the other way. Her only friend being a sarcastic voice in her head. That is until she meets the gang. What happens when Cassie is mistaken for another girl at her school and gets kidnapped by a gang. How will Cassie handle the awkward Situation? Will she even make it out alive? Probably not. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Hey everyone, I just wanted to warn you about cuss words, bad grammar and Stuff like that. Also please do not copy this idea, I'm warning. you have a choice wether you think it is a good idea or not, not if you do copy the idea I will personally hunt you down then send my army of trained and loyal, ducks. So if you do copy, be 100% prepared for Duck attacks in your near future. Anyways thanks for giving this story a chance. : ) ❤️ Cover by: glimmersnowflakes Go check her out she awesome!

[COMPLETE] A story of a girl who had a massive crush on a heartthrob high school rock band leader Kyle Hogan. Her life turn upside down when she received a text from an unknown number who admitted to be her secret admirer. Me: I understand why you're ignoring me Me: I'm going to slide out of this conversation Me: love you Me: okay bye Me: sorry again Unknown number: Was your father a thief? Unknown number: 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes © 2015 Tattoo Heart #1 in humour | [18.06.2018] ***[ON EDITING]*** **PLEASE BEWARE OF TYPOS AND GRAMMATICAL ERROR**

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."