"Styles, meet FBI Agent Caroline Forbes. She will be on your case and with you every day until she gathers more evidence and can turn you in, or you confess," the Sheriff informs me as I glance from him back to her, and she gives me a polite smile. "Agent, meet Harry Styles." She nods slightly before extending her hand down for me to shake, meeting my eyes. "Agent Forbes, but since we have to spend every day together, you can just call me Caroline. How do you do?" My eyes flicker from her hand to her eyes as my fingers trace my bottom lip, a cocky smile forming on my face. "I'm usually a bit rough and quick, but just tell me how you like it, baby." And the way her expression changed in an instant informed me just how easy I would get out of this, and how much fun I would have with her in the process. - ♕ - The first book of a romantic-comedy series in which a psychotic serial killer feels more than he ever wanted or imagined for the blonde following him around with handcuffs- and NOT the kinky kind. [COMPLETED SEPT. 2017]

"My name is Harry, nice to meet you mamacita," he looked me up and down before grabbing my hand and shaking it. My arm flopped like a flimsy noodle as he shook my hand quickly and firmly. "The name is Maria. Not mami, not mamacita, not 'yo'," I deadpanned, referring to the names he had called me earlier. I cautiously pulled my hand away from his tattooed one as he smirked before saying, "Got it Mami Maria," before taking his black lip ring between his teeth. +++ A book in which a woman meets a beautiful man, who just so happens to annoy her in the least bit and he just so happens to work at Walmart. Except he doesn't actually work at Walmart... Rather he's an undercover bodyguard, working to protect her from the mafia that's after her family. But what you don't know doesn't hurt you, right? Started on: February 26th, 2017 Completed on: August 5th, 2017 Highest Rank: #543 in Humour, #691 in Fanfiction All rights reserved and protected under the copyright laws.

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"Take it! Just take it!" I demanded in annoyance, springing my whole body out as I tackled Harry from behind. "For the tenth time I don't want your stupid virginity!"