{Young Adult Reads} {Trailer Included} {Humor/Chicklet} Highest Chicklet Ranking: #214 "The Crush" The awkward 4 stage position everyone finds themselves in at some point in their teenage life. Stage 1 "Puppy Love" Stage 2 "Denial" Stage 3 "Acceptance" Stage 4 "Desperate" For most people there are four stages. For me, there are five. Stage 5 has way too long a title to write out. Basically, it's the stage where I figure out, my crush doesn't want me back, both my best friends love me, and a whole lot of others start to join the infinity love triangle. Well things start to get a jumbled up and hazy. Let's just say, "It's Complicated". ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I would love to be in math right now" she extraordinarily remarks, despite the insanity the comment drips with. "How?!" I grip my hair, threatening to tug each clump of the rats nest out of my skull. The dementia, the irrationality, the derangement of the statement. It's incriminating. It's preposterous. A true abomination, calamity, fiasco, a setback to our great country. "How could you possibly say something so atrocious?! How could you possibly mean something so revolting?!" "Take a chill pill, Adriann. I like math. Get it through your head." she holds her hands up in an innocent fashion. I can almost see a white flag in her palms. "I just...I find it so very vile." I stick my tongue out, proving my distaste with a triumphant fart noise. ~Warning~ Fair amount of inappropriate language, and sexual innuendo Banners by @ahimah