"What are you doing?" "What does it look like?" "It looks like you're putting eggplants in a pile outside my room." "That's exactly what I'm doing." ~ Venus Jordan hasn't been to school with her twin, Lee, in years - and Ilvermorny just isn't as fun without him. When Lee suggests she finally comes to Hogwarts, she agrees - but she has no idea what's coming. What happens when you mix the Jordan twins, fifteen eggplants, hidden powers, and the Weasley twins together? Chaos, that's what. ~ NOTE: Begins during Prisoner of Azkaban. CONTAINS SWEARING, MODERATE VIOLENCE, AND SOME SEXUAL SCENES *UNEDITED*

➥COMPLETED ❝Fred Weasley! You're such a pain in the arse!❞, she yelled, throwing her hands up furiously, but he just smirked with the usual mischievous sparkle in his warm eyes, as he bowed slowly down to her, his face merely inches away from Lynnea's. ❝I know, Bailey, I know. But I could be all yours forever.❞ ootp - dh highest ranking: #2 in fanfiction #1 in fredweasley

"why'd you have to leave me?"

"I'm feeling so impossible right now." "But I am the impossible, love." "Or maybe you're just someone who's immensely bored in Transfig that you reply to random desk vandalizing." Florence Price: Ravenclaw, punctual, bright. Straight grades with two brilliant friends who she treasures dearly. As she comes across a not so pleasant day, one sentence scratched on wooden desk leads to a whole conversation with an unknown person. Fred Weasley: Gryffindor, wild, creative. Extraordinary prankster with an equally brilliant twin brother. As he comes across a not so out of the ordinary day, one reply to a vandalized desk leads to a strange friendship with a mystery person. ::unedited:: please excuse typos and spelling errors, I write all my chapters either hastily or when I'm half asleep Highest Rank: #177 in fanfiction, as of 9/18

"It'll be okay. Over time, whether that be weeks, months, or years, you'll get over him. You'll meet that perfect guy, and you'll forget about that ex boyfriend. You'll be relieved, you'll be happy. Promise." -- Vanessa would always consider it fate that she got dumped right before the first task during the Triwizard Tournament in her sixth year. No matter how terribly she looked at it during that moment, her life would never be the same because of the sleepy, red headed twin who comforted her when she was at her worst. Her life was changed completely because of Fred Weasley, the one person she could never forget.

"you think you're hilarious, don't you." "actually my dear, I know I'm hilarious." "oh yeah? what else do you know?" "well, i know for a fact that you fancy me." { a particular prankster, fred weasley, who figured his jokes could somehow win the heart of a particular intellectual, alice colden, who figured her knowledge could knock some sense into winning the fool's heart.

*Sequel to Antidepressant*

YOU MAKE MY HEART SHAKE, BEND, AND BREAK BUT I CAN'T TURN AWAY! aurora "rory" archer was a powerhouse. well, sort of. she was a fierce friend with a heart of gold and a love of music. she was also awkward, bad at potions, and... fatherless. her friendship with fred and george weasley was sudden. it was a supernova in the timeline of her previously dull life. what rory didn't know was that sitting on the train with the red headed twins who helped her find where to get her wand would lead to countless detentions, being coerced into joining the quidditch team, finding long lost family, handmade jumpers, and... falling in love? needless to say, fred and george weasley made rory's life wild. in which aurora archer simply can't see her best friend is in love with her, despite the fact that fred weasley is very bad at concealing his feelings. [fredxoc] copyright © 2015 rewritten as of 2021 #1 in "wild" #4 in "weasley" #4 in "fred" #4 in "hermionegranger" #5 in "ronweasley"

*mature rating because of language* * TRIGGER WARNING * This is the rewrite of Learning How To Laugh Again. I feel confined within these walls that are depression, these walls that are glass, these walls that are closing in. Everyone peers in, unsure of how to act, so they just watch. They watch me get crushed between these walls. All except one.

❝It doesn't matter that you're gone, I'll love you forever and always.❞ [ books three to seven ] © 2016 | scarletstarrs