"Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann" ~ Turn back now ~ @StorySins reviewed (1224 Sins) @Define_gf: "I'd rather read My Immortal a hundred times than read this bs again" @Chloem_F: "This book is one of the reasons I'm an atheist now" @HailSithis02: "K I L L M E" #isurvivedhspm ~ **This is not my book! I am just republishing it off fanfiction.net. The cover is also not mine**

Don't expect to read this and come out with your sanity intact.

he fucks a fidger spinnit . (Book 1) Please tweet this to crankthatfrank. :). He needs this.

Gene had felt emotions all his life, but never as intensely as this. He thought he found love in his female friend, Jailbreak, but he felt a deep, passionate burning in his heart for his other companion, Hi-Five. This fic is about discovering yourself and finding out who you truly are.