A book full of angry black feminist op-eds and rants written by this black girl so keep your misogynoir to yourself ✨ i am not a teacher so please don't ask me teach you or educate you... google is free✨

(alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a little deal with the devil? (Spoiler Alert: absolute chaos.) cover by xdemonsflowerx

These are just some of my many poems I wrote when I was going through some dark times. written from the emotions I was feeling at the time.

"I challenge you Amelia Anderson to a Prank war!" I smile wider than a Cheshire cat before saying. "Challenge accepted Smith".

Funny/bitchy Combacks

Dumbest questions and randomest thoughts

He's mad and that's turning me on. Jeez, Stop this! He continues to look into my eyes before saying, "You were gone for a long time. I called you so many times but you didn't answer your damn phone." "Xavier-" "After searching you for almost the whole evening, I found you with that stranger, giggling and enjoying your time." "Xavier-" "He even kissed you-" "XAVIER!" I call him, this time loudly, to make him listen to me. "WHAT?" He asks with same tone as mine. I sigh, closing my eyes for a second. "I'm sorry." His eyes softens as he looks at me. "I am." He shakes his head gently, and suddenly attacks my lips with his, throwing me softly on the bed with him hovering over me. After a few seconds, I respond to his kiss. My fingers thread through his hair as I surrender to his impossibly addictive mouth, without much of a thought. In between our passionate kiss, I heard someone giggling softly making me detach my mouth from his. Xavier groans, continuing kissing my neck while I look at the door and immediately push Xavier off me. "Zoey?" Xavier growls looking at me and follow my gaze to the door. ♡♡♡ Highest rank #5 in teenfiction #19 in funny #23 ChickLit #54 in humour #17 in comedy #328 in romance "Feelings" is a Romantic story loaded with Fun and Drama. It has amusing romance with bubblegum-y, relaxed comedy which will make you love me. Cast includes ▶Zoey, a quirky doctor. ▶Xavier, a high-nosed businessman. Read the 'INTRO AND CAST' for all character's info. WARNING!!! ❄ It will contain stomach aching laughter. ❄ Hot guys who will sweep you off your feet. ❄ Cute girls who might make you lesbian for a day (if you're a girl). ❄ Idiotic mistakes that will make you face-palm yourself. ❄ Romantic scenes which will make your stomach and certain parts feel weird things. And...that's pretty it guys. Want to know what would it be like? Straight hit the 'Read' button and get your answers.

Meet Vincent Watson, the only heir of Watson Inc. An arrogant playboy that knows how to deal with every girls in their campus. On the other hand, Isabelle Lauren is suffering a problem, she's pennyless. She's still studying because of her scholarship but nobody is supporting her. One day, they will bump to each other and that will be the start of badboy hired wife.