Sitting on a roof. The soft green muscular giant sat there, legs dangling. The only one who wasn't drunk. I had to talk to him. He was beautiful. I had to talk to him. Info: Gordon Ramsay's Pov. A lot of photoshop images. Good plot-twist. Weird as fuck. Many characters such as strippers Zebras, furries, and a hot cat. The first book of a whole series I wrote, such as '' Shrek's daughter complicated love story''. My goal is to get 666 views. Chapters aren't too long. Plz enjoy, and good luck. You might have nightmares. :) _Jinja_

Taylor has had enough about all the shitty fuck boys, the sluts, the fake friends, and all the assholes in her school... So she traps herself in her room, away from all the bullshit in the world... With drugs. Eventually, her mom manages to kick her out into a summer camp. Unfortunately for her mom, and fortunately for Taylor, it's not the type of camp they thought it'd be...