a collection of one shots as a companion piece to "single father"

"what the?" in which hoseok accidentally sent a snap of his nipples to a random girl.

smile till' your cheeks get six packs.

❝Shit Seokjin Says❞ ; a jin pun a day makes you happy all day ; #1 in random // 170603 ; credits to the rightful owners for some of the translations Jin's Dad Jokes ©ultseoks 2016

lift a corner of your mouth. then the other one.

❝ 021-819-4426: so what's my name in your phone? ;) ❞ « in which five teens come together in a group chat to cheat on mr. kang's physics exams.

"I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever." in which jeon jungkook likes to annoy and tease his math teacher.

a collection of bangtan blurbs that i needed to pen down before they got lost somewhere in the white matter of my brain. inspired by the one and only @yolgurt and her lovely "happiness" series which always makes me smile.

if bts were in a group chat + other scenarios started: 04/17/16 finished: --/--/-- highest ranking: #449 in humor