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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

I have come across many cliche stories, some good and some cringe worthy. I like cliches but the idea is to not overdo them. So here in this parody of teenage cliches I try my best to make you roll your eyes, raise eyebrows and laugh out loud. And don't forget sarcastic "Wow"s and "I did not see that coming". A/N:This is a short cliche story with lots of cliches which I just wrote for fun. I do not mean to hurt sentiments of any author. This is purely for the purpose of entertainment. Highest rank- #188 in Short Story as on 10/6/17

There are some things on Wattpad that REALLY annoy the livin tabango cookies out of me. There's gonna be some real ranting here and hopefully, laughter. Do not promote your story on my story. Please do not be a silent reader! I love comments! ENJOY! Cover creds go to @athenian104 :)

My name is Mary Sue and I'm the ugliest girl you'll ever meet. I have horrible tan skin and ugly blonde hair that reaches my butt. My butt is really big and I have huge boobs. How uglier can I get? Did I mention that my pet turtle died in a car crash when I was 14? I'm 17 now, and this is my horrible life. Oh, my parents are also super rich. (Everything in this story, besides this right here, is a part of the act. The comments I make, the things in parentheses, authors notes, everything is meant as a joke. If you comment and I respond, it will be a joke. Please criticize this marysue making whore. Enjoy.)

"Rien. Ni haine, ni joie, ni peine, ni remord. Rien. Un cœur vide de sentiments. Rien. Juste moi et mon visage impassible. Rien. Juste à errer, tel une âme perdu. Rien. Je ne ressens rien." --- Premier tome de ma série "Until he died", série qui se déroulera -normalement- en deux tomes ! Bonne lecture ! *Tous droits réservés* ~29 Août 2017~ (7ème catégorie horreur le 25/11/17.) -Em

Les clichés sont ultra-populaire, et me dites pas le contraire, vu comment les bad-boys, les sociopathes amoureux et les gentilles creepypastas sont appréciés ! Seulement, ils cachent de leur grande ombre les bonnes histoires ORIGINALES et RECHERCHÉES qui sont malheureusement trop sous-côtés. Rendons à César ce qui appartient à César, que Justice soit faite, Frères et soeurs, attrapez vos fourches et vos torches et allons défoncer la gueule aux clichés !! PETIT COURS DE FRANÇAIS : Ironie : N.F. Manière de se moquer (de qqn ou de qqch.) en disant le contraire de ce qu'on veut exprimer. Sarcasme : N.M. Dérision, raillerie insultante. Second degré : N.M. Forme d'ironie et d'humour qui laisse sous-entendre l'inverse de ce qu'on pense vraiment. Si tout est clair, commençons ❤