Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

Rayne Clearwater has a secret that he can't tell anyone. That's because he is mute and has been for a while now. Rayne's mother dies in a tragic car accident and he is forced to live with his father, new step mother, and homophobic son Kyle. Despite it all Rayne is ready for a new start, but what happens when the most popular guy and soccer star in school Caleb Worthington takes a sudden interest in him? READ AND FIND OUT! :)

Laney hates a lot of things especially the snow but when she finds out her next door neighbor is a perve, she can't help but go crazy. But little did she know, he's hot. Extremely hot. Will she be able to handle the heat?

"If they aren't pretty when they are dead, then why bother keeping the bodies in my cemetery? Just burn them. Burn all of them, and give me the charming ones." I laughed at how psychotic he sounded; or even how psychotic he was."You're young, why do you even own your own cemetery? That can't even be legal." "Why bother concerning yourself over my affairs? This cemetery-" he quickly corrected himself, "My cemetery is the most luxurious and ravishing of them all." He bent down, and began to whisper in my ear, "And I know, that you, my lamb, understand my funeral style, don't you?"

Here you will find a vast collection of story type riddles. These stories are "scary when you know the meaning". Can you find the creepy hidden meaning in each one? welcome to the unknown...Detective. May the odds be ever in your favor. HAHAHAHAHA

Can you find the answer to these riddles?

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION When Elliot Goldman meets his sweet and charming new lab partner, Jordan Hughes, suddenly high school doesn't seem so bad. For the first time ever, Elliot can't wait to get to chemistry class... ***** Smart, good looking and charismatic, Jordan opens Elliot's eyes to the possibilities around him and gives him butterflies like nobody else does. Jordan isn't exactly the kind of person Elliot's used to having as a lab partner, but when they start acing their assignments, life is suddenly about more than boring lectures, bad cafeteria nachos, or relentless bullying. And then one night, the butterflies start to make sense - the trouble is, now nothing else does. As Elliot begins to figure out how he really feels about Jordan, he realizes that sometimes the last thing you are expecting is the one thing you need the most. [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]]

They call me cry baby, cry baby but I don't fucking care. His whole life he's been an ophan, no one wants a cry baby he told himself every day which only made his heart break more. But it turns out someone did want him, but his adoption had a catch. Everything does. Warning: Boyxboy Cursing/children cursing Bullying Abandonment

Harley is a 19 year old little boy with some issues. Roman is a 22 year old daddy dom. 18+ only! Ddlb is a kink and I will not tolerate underage littles/minors. *cover was not created by me all the credit goes to the artist*

The year was 2089 and vampires took over after the great war. Adam only knows the pet shop it was where he was born and he longs for someone to get him out, if he had the chance he would escape but being only 3'0 lifes hard. He was to small to defend himself so he was often bullied while at the pet shop and he was very skinny because they didn't feed him they only hated him for being so small. The annual adoption day comes around, will Adam finally be free? Or will he be stuck there forever?