This is a RED Sniper X RED Spy story. there maybe Lemon but I don't know. you have been warned

Yes, as you can see in the title. I take requests. I DO NOT own any of the Team Fortress 2 characters. Enjoy...? Requests are open and probably always will be.

"He called you a cowboy, what did he mean? What are you," "Just a humble assassin ma'am."

For some reason, my first book disappeared off the face of the internet. I swear, I didn't delete it, and I'm very unhappy. A lot of work went into it. But here's a do-over.

That's a dank gallery

A book of various TF2 one shots! Requests are currently closed.

⚠CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN AND UPDATED⚠ It's a one shot pile, guys. Random one shots of the mercs. That's it. Idk what else you were expecting. Very indulgent. Sometimes ignores canon but mainly only small bits are ignored.

I will be doing a series of one shots. I take requests! Please, request a scenario, and I will do it! :D No smut though, I want it pg here. But of course, there WILL be some swearing. Oh, and one more thing, I will be doing requests in the order they are requested, but, if one's hard to write, I may skip it and come back to it. Anywho, request away! I need inspiration! And of course I will be putting in a few stories requested by yours truly. (Me, of course. XD) EDIT: I'm not taking requests anymore, sorry. Look at my book 2!

All you guys knew this would happen. Believe it!! (Lol sorry I saw that one anime yesterday. Forgot what it was called) anyhow leave me requests (RED or BLU ) may include lemons due to request!!

The mercenaries are all weeb nerds who hashtag and text in a chat room ¯\_(ツ)_/¯