NEWSPAPER REPORT 27 YEAR OLD GIRL GONE MISSING IN SMALL ELEVATOR LOCATED IN AURORA SUSPICIOUS DEATH *NOT* CONCLUDED AS A MURDER YET ANY WITNESSES, ANY INFORMATION, OR ANYTHING ON THIS CASE, CONTACT THE FBI OR 911 IMMEDIATELY.

In which a sassy girl sasses the sass out of her sassy music teacher who is conveniently the sassy Luke Hemmings.