Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Just random funny pics I found on the internet

A transformers fan fiction: Danielle is 18, a graduate, and silent. For two and a half years she hasn't spoken to anyone. When a new group of Autobots arrives though one in particular catches her attention. Will she finally break her shell and speak?

What if the dark energon never left Rafael's body but instead fused with his blood? When Megatron discovers this, he kidnaps Raf and plans to turn him against the Autobots. Yet, things don't go as planned and Rafael soon discovers a different side of not only Megatron, but the other Decepticons as well. In time, Rafael will find himself in a difficult position, as one day he will have to choose between the two cybertronian factions of Autobots and Decepticons. In the end, who will he choose? And what will it mean for the war? *Possible Father/Son between Megatron & Raf* *No pairings* *Transformers Prime universe* (Also on FanFiction.Net under Dragonlver22)

Me and best frend send texts to each other

"I'm not sure am I the right person ment for this kind of responsobility, Optimus. What if I fail?" "You are a strong and independent woman, Iris. If I were to choose, I couldn't think of anyone else suitable for your mission as a human. You resemble of so many couraging soldiers, that I will swore the very spark of mine to protect you along our journey. I have faith in you. This is your destiny." A 19 year old girl Iris Lawrence happens to be one of the nine chosen humans, to be transported into a different kind of dimension. None of the people knows each other anything, and will be shocked to hear what exactly are they there for. This story follows Iris' journey of intending to save innocent equal race for mankind from the things called; 'Cyber-Forms', with the help of their own assistance. Will there be more mix of other alien Cybetronians' kind appear? And if, what will they are signed up to in order to help on each other? [NOTE! Since I can sense uncertainess and confusion scrolling in your mind, let me clarify. This is a Bot/Human partner ship, so one human resembles one Bot always, so nine Cybetronians included :D. At least. It also takes place after the war on Cybetron, meaning Optimus and Megatron should be dead... but like you can notice it seems far beyond my reach. ~ Read if interested!] 《Btw, OpXOc/MegaXOc/others will be told later ;)》

You've met with a wonderful fate, haven't you?

The Undertale story for sans life witch I am but I'm a girl but my prson is sans

This includes me, you, my sister, and 1 of my other oc's! K?) You and your sisters whole life was abuse, and getting bullied. You 4 never had fun... But 1 day, what if the the beating goes too far? What will happen?

Disclaimer: I do not own fairy tail I wrote this mainly because there bearly was any.. so hope you like it also this is my first lemon so I hope you like it and feel free to comment how you think the story can be improved🙃