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On July 6th, in celebration of National Fried Chicken Day: Namjoon SEEMS calm but is lowkey having a mental breakdown. Jin is silent along with Hoseok, and Yoongi looks like his head will bust out in flames any second now. Taehyung's a blind moron that can't read the situation, while Jimin's a floundering goldfish with a gun, and Jungkook's busy trying to open his packet of hot cheetos. And Hyemi? Well, she's being a sarcastic idiot making jokes out of the fact that she's bleeding on the cold floor, which is almost causing Jin to burst into laughter. Almost. How did a normal fried chicken delivery turn out this way? All rights reserved © 2020 by Jia

"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!" taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack. - a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store. slow updates. 1 in #joke (other achievements/ranks not listed,) © 2018 min (-FLAWEDMINS) All Rights Reserved

what happens when you put all of bangtan in the same school? all hell breaks loose. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED ©️nikkiflame1 ⚠️warning⚠️ *school of bangtan contains high levels of cursing mostly because yoongis apart of it. *MEMBERS of bangtan (i do not own them, but BigHit Entertainment does) are STRONGLY overreacted and their personalities are emphasized for comedic purposes only. *ALL these stories belong to ME and come from my mind ONLY. *also know your SHIT because i use way too many inside jokes, ships and song lyrics for y'all not to get it...sooo know your kpop FACTS baby. *enjoy the crazy adventures of bangtan while being crazy teens, in a crazy high school, in a crazy world. *most importantly, this story was made specifically for YOU! all ARMY out there who needs a small chuckle, or a good ass laugh. ~~~~~~~~ #universtarawards ~~~~~~~~ COVER MADE BY: @rover_owlie {you may now enter the SCHOOL OF BANGTAN} highest tag: #11 in crackfic

T: YOU T: YOU T: YOU J: Good morning to you too Where Taehyung can't stand his loud upstairs neighbour. [lots of crack]

here's what these seven boys did during a lockdown lmao highest ranks: #1 in lockdown #4 in crackfic - STATUS: FINISHED © euhypen 2018

in which a girl who takes care of her seven precious talking plants every day. highest : #92 in humor omg

in which namjoon decides to anonymously message a fangirl. © minoficent 2016 [pretty much a bts crack fic]

title: if you want to understand it, change every word into korean so these can either kill you due to laughter or frustration but either way it'll make you want to send me to a mental institution