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Married To The Don by satanbetterloveme
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Don Seth Salvatore was the most dangerous man in London. Living two successful lives both normal and underworld, he was unstoppable. Alana Carsten's world was turned upside down the moment she said her ' I do ' to the vows that tied her entire life to the Don himself, thrown into a dangerous mafia world the fearless spicy twenty five years old was ready for any challenges coming her way. • book one of the Salvatore's series (can read as a stand-alone) • all images in the book don't belong to me, credit to the rightful owners • cover by @myyyraaa_
His Badass Mute by Liatate_Liatate
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{UNPUBLISHED FOR EDITING & REWRITING.} Her father tells her she's worthless, but she doesn't know what she did to deserve this. She's fierce and strong as a street fighter, but when she's home, she's nothing more than a mute frozen in fear. Because of her father, she's been mute for over ten years. Damien King, leader of the Serpents; he's dangerous but never to her. She may seem fine, but she's nowhere near it. She's broken, constantly hearing her father's voice screaming in her head, but she remains silent. Two years ago, Damien made a choice. Whether it's in reality or his nightmares, it's a choice that'll always haunt him. When he's around, danger follows, but when she's around, darkness does. What will happen? How will it end? Will she let him in, or will he break her more than she's ever been broken? Just because she's silent doesn't mean she's innocent. Warning ⚠️: Mature Themes. {Highest Rank: #1 In Teen Fiction | #3 In Action} *** "I'm not mad at you," he whispered, "for keeping it a secret. I know you have secrets, secrets you don't want anyone to know, besides Zach. I just kept thinking...maybe if you trusted me, you would have told me. I just wish you trusted me to know those secrets." He turned his head to the right, away from me, and looked at the waves. You're worthless! This is why she left...because of you! My father's words tried reaching me again, but I pushed them out, only hearing my thoughts and Zach's. Baby steps. Trust him, Mae. Trust yourself. "I do trust you," I whispered. He turned his head so fast and looked at me with his mouth open and his eyes wide. That was the first time I spoke to anyone that wasn't my brother or my father in over ten years. And it felt so right.
Mafia King by MarisaRaduenzel
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Every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Although that may be hard when a girl falls for a member of the mafia. Autumn Rose Parker. This name is known around town. She gets along with everyone she meets. However, she isn't afraid to try something dangerous. But what she doesn't know is that falling for some guy you meet on the streets can get you into a whole load of trouble. Trouble including mafias, guns, cigarettes, bad boys, family drama, police, and alcohol. She had no idea what was coming her way when she met Ryan, the city's mafia king.. Cover by @kingmadi COMPLETED ®All rights reserved
criminal masterminds by toxic_girl2002
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A world where everything is stereotypical. Girls can't work and are treated as slaves. Boys always have the upper hand. A story where a 21 year old girl named Bree has to be trained into being a house-wife. Then forced into a marriage with a boring, disgusting man named Eric But what happens when there is freedom. when one day she bumps into the Mexican mafia and she had a choice. Stay or leave. So she runs away with them. They become her family, her friends, her life. what happens when she opens an illegal club underground and falls for a certain criminal What happens when Eric finds her... What happens when she finds her long lost brother in this club... What happens when secrets are revealed...
The Streetfighter Stole the Badboy's Seat by booklove_2
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Stealing a seat, getting on the Badboys bad side, and almost exposing a secret to a class was not exactly how Kirsten had planned to start her first day at a new school. Being embarrassed in front of the class by an annoying, confident, yet intriguing and alluring new girl was not how Alex Packlon wanted to start the day. The leader of The Pack ( I know creative name) didn't want his leadership questioned and this girl wasn't helping. With secrets, sarcastic comments, glares, and something neither will admit rolled together can the two learn to tolerate each other or something more..... *Shorter Chapters* Highest Rank: #72 in romance (April something) #32 in romance (4/19/16) **Not yet edited for any typos or grammatical mistakes**
My Deal With The Devil by bbb_xx
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"How about we make a deal?" He says peeling the knife out my hand. "Im not making a deal with the devil" I say shaking my head as I push him off me. "But babe you can call me Satan" he grins. Contains strong language! Some sexual scenes And extreme bitchiness Let's not forget the sass. Hope you enjoy This story is copyrighted xox
Putting The Player In His Place (Editing) by SarahDrewBieber6776
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Hello my beautiful readers, I'm starting to edit this book, I originally started writing this book my freshman year of high school and finished my sophomore year. My junior year was very hectic to say the least so I edited a little every now and then. But as of now, the summer between my junior and senior year I will be doing more editing. PLEASE, IF YOU SEE A SPELLING OR GRAMMAR ERROR LET ME KNOW!! It would mean a lot and will be very helpful to my editing process. Thank you for reading and enjoy.
Second Love [Completed] by Anishaluv
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Second Love previously known as Billionaire's LOVE or OBSESSION Ranked #80 in Romance on [28.09.17] Ranked #88 in Romance on [24.09.17] Ranked #93 in Romance on [24.09.17] Susan Marie Joseph, 21 years old a young woman full of determination. She is Smart, Beautiful, Stubborn, a clean freak and was in love with her high school boyfriend Adrian Chris Johnson, 23. Both of them work in the same company Williams corporations. Where Susan works in an accounts department and Adrian work as a Manager in Shipping branch both are too much in love. Adrian and Susan have love which is totally dreams come true ready for the next big step. Things are going smooth and Perfect to say until one solo vacation. Which change their lives as Billionaire Xavier Williams lands his eyes on Susan and made his personal ambition to find her and make her fall for him. Xavier Williams rude, Handsome, a bit of a womanizer, rich gentleman. He never fails to get what he wants, he never falls in love because he did not find his the one and only yet. Where on the other hand, during holidays Susan's world collapsed when she discovered that Adrian is having an Affair with his school crush Sia Rudey from months as he was constantly ditching her. What will happen when things go difficult and arrange marriage sparks up between leading Susan and Xavier to be a couple through arrange marriage?! Can Susan ever get over with pain given by Adrian? Would Xavier, ever realize that love exists? Can you forget and move on from your horrific past? To know the answers of these questions read Billionaire's LOVE or OBSESSION Vote&comment&share Copyright ©2020
stuck with YOU  by lovestarstoomuch
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'he was destined to crown her as his queen' Scarlett Silvermist Williams 22 year old beauty with brain. Smart, Sweet, sassy and classy. No family. But best friend ZAYN PARKER. No.1 Hacker and software designer. Kind of rich but with her name lies the darkesr and deepest secrets of her life. One of them is being disowned by her own parents. Alexander Nikolaevich Volkov Worlds best buisnessman and King of the underworld at age of 25. Sexy, hot and perfection are word's to describe his appearance. Girl's kiss the land he walks on. Owns a multi-billion empire. Leader of italian and russian mafia, basically own's the whole world. Heart cold as ice, merciless, dominating. His aura screams danger and people who get in his way becomes past. "why did you do that?" scarlett yelled and I looked up at her and I felt more anger and rage as why the fuck she didn't told me about this. Let's join the journey of how alexander and scarelett meet?
Falling for Mr Mafia by GwendalynOng
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"You don't want me I'm broken. Unfixable." "Broken or not your still my princess." Soon his lips are on mine and sparks flew all my worries for once vanished. That's when I knew. I'm falling for Mr Mafia. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Diego Rodriguez. Son of one of the most ruthless mafia boss. His not almost like his father. Diego is more of a bad boy. Breaks rules. Fools around but not with girls. He wants trouble and danger. So he entered his own boxing championship. Everyone knowing him as the 'king' of the ring. Megan Moon. A nerd-geek. Beautiful. Smart. Sociable. But her life isn't all that gold. Her father is an abusive. Megan's mother was beaten everyday trying to protect her. Knowing she needs to find a way out of her fathers hand, Megan stumbles across some gangsters. Quickly understanding her situation, her newly found friends introduced her to the mafia. Finding a chance, Megan joined the boxing championship and became the 'princess' of the ring. Catching the eye of the 'king'. What happens when these two cross paths in school and their secret life. Read on to find out! This is a sequel to 'Helping Mr Mafia' read that first! Please don't steal! --------------------------------- Book cover by @Yourgirl_Laney