TORDTOM SMUT

a sexy story on lads and their chairs

i bet phineas' bussy is so wet i would love to just get in there

This is a true story of Two Lovers and the difficulties they face so they can get their very own Happily ever after.

Follow the intense love story between Shrek and his noble steed, from prison to a wedding, from friends to lovers, find out how the pair finds the layer to each other's hearts.

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)