When seventeen year old Nat Barker is told that she's going to be sent to Military school if she doesn't clean up her act, she decides that doing her homework doesn't seem like such a bad idea after all. But that was before her arch nemesis Morgan Paine declares a Prank War. Suddenly Nat is forced into sneaking around and pulling anonymous pranks, trying desperately not to get caught for fear of saluting in horrid camouflage jumpsuits. But with Morgan and his cronies doing everything in their power to catch her out red handed, will she be safe from her parents cruel punishment? And more importantly, who will win the prank war?

She'll always be 'And Peggy.' He'll never be satisfied. She's helpless. He's back from France. He never told his crush. She has a secret identity. And all of this in high school. What could possibly go wrong? --- this is Hamilton, of course.