Kurt has always secretly had a crush on his best friend ram. What happens when he confides in Heather McNamara and it gets around to the whole school, including Ram?

idk. this story literally has n o t h i n g to do with JD, but I just really like that line :) this is kurt x ram bebebus I love them.. :((

{this art is not mine. I can't draw people.} {Under editing} So drunk that he doesn't even know his own name, Ram Sweeney drags his best friend, Kurt Kelly, into a room with him, and he's horny as fuck. Yes, this burns slow.

This book totally doesn't have links to musical bootlegs like be more chill, the prom, wicked, Hamilton, and more!

I'm alive

Beetlejuice one shots & headcanons :)

I made this joke and genuinely got into it...

Congratulations! You've just become the new Lydia Deetz for Beetlejuice; The musical but what happens when you catch the eye of a fellow cast member?

PREVIOUSLY "BUG BEVERAGE" "Can we get a Beetlejuice fanfiction?" Sure! "Can we get a Beetlejuice fanfiction where Beetlejuice isn't as much of a dick and the focus of the story isn't his weird obsession with molesting people?" Thought you'd never ask! Be my guest as I try to portray the character as close to the source material (the musical, not the movie) as possible without wanting to make everyone wonder why the main character didn't immediately call the cops on him. Oh, and full disclosure, it's a story about death. 》Maturity Rating for Language《 》Obviously I do not own Beetlejuice the character《