WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

Vanessa, a mother of two, is sick of her husbands horrible behavior. So much so that she begins taking it out on her children. After spatting harsh words back and forth, her husband realizes how shitty he's been. He tries to get her back but is it too late? A/N: Okay by the way everyone I made this fanfiction as a huuuuge joke. All of the talking will be in simlish so you probably won't know what's going on. I literally spent three hours learning the fucking language so I will be the only one who knows what they're saying. So please I hope you laugh your ass off at this dramatic as fuck fanfiction.

"Hey Potter, truth or dare?"

Based off a conversation @alex-dawson and I had