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{Highest Rank - #1 in Horror [October 23,2017]} {Highest Rank - #10 in Random [November 21,2017]} COMPLETED✔ [NOT EDITED!] Scary Facts that keeps you up at night wondering Creepy Stories that make you squirm Enjoy;) [Online Facts and Stories] New cover by @MayaDemonAngel xx

After a fire and the exile of a warrior, ThunderClan is troubled of what other problems will come to the Clans. But Lilypetal knows something the rest of the cats don't know - the dangerous Ashfur is still lurking through the Clan territories. Simultaneously, she has also been sucked into the middle of Squirrelfight's terrible secret - her kits are not actually hers. Lilypetal doesn't know what she plans on doing about any of it, but she knows it depends on her to do something about it, and to help her Clanmates. Meanwhile, Goldenkit, Lilypetal's daughter is desperate to become a warrior. It has been her dream since she first opened her eyes. She grows up as quite the determined, spunky young she-cat, which takes her through many situations and lessons as she learns to become the best warrior that she can be. ***DISCLAIMER*** This book has been SIGNIFICANTLY edited and rewritten since I first released it, so I'm sorry if you look at the comments and you are utterly confused! And also, just to respect Wattpad's guidelines, I will say, that as a Warriors book, there is the mildest of mild violence! *Cover image is official Warrior Cats art

Living near a place of wild animals, Lily has always wondered about the strange cats that lurk around the forest, and then the lake, where she is staying with her housefolk for the greenleaf season. Lily has a passion for adventure, which only furthers her curiosity of wild cats. She wonders if these cats are really dangerous, or just misunderstood. ***DISCLAIMER*** This book has been SIGNIFICANTLY edited and rewritten since I first released it, so I'm sorry if you look at the comments and you are utterly confused! And also, just to respect Wattpad's guidelines, I will say, that as a Warriors book, there is the mildest of mild violence! *Cover image is official Warrior Cats art

A collection of scary stories. Dont worry they aren't real, as far as you know.... new stories Daily-weekly

(Warning: This story contains signs of depression and suicidal thoughts, if you are not comfortable with these things please leave now while you can. Thank you and I hope the rest of you enjoy!!!) Palette belongs to me

Brookkit is born into ThunderClan in late winter, and nearly starves. Yet she manages to pull through and become one of ThunderClan's best apprentices. As tensions increase between ThunderClan and RiverClan, and signs of a group of mysterious cats are found, Brookpaw must face a number of obstacles, the worst being Willowlight, a blood-thirsty RiverClan warrior. And among all this, one big question still haunts her; who is her father? This is a Warriors fanfic. The Warriors series belongs to Erin Hunter.

Louise has returned from the dead, but after a few days at home, someone yells out griffin at her school. Her school is destroyed and later the world. When she decides to attack the creature, Melissa tells them about the silver sword, the last one. Louise sets out on her own to Western Australia. The next day, Louise mets a very dark grey wolf, Rissco. Soon they both head out for the sword together and quickly Louise finds her love for Rissco. Will she succeed with her mission? Or will she fall in love with Rissco to much that she stops her mission? Blood will stain the ground. Blood we lost. But it was all for freedom. Freedom to what we want,