His life is like a car crash. It seems to play in slow motion, and it's hard to believe that it's happening right in front of you. It's captivating, and you know you shouldn't stare, but as soon as your eyes are gone, it's like the carnage disappears. Everything is natural, and you wonder if you just imagined the whole thing. A lawyer's life isn't meant to be dramatic. Especially when his specialty is writing wills and prepping your impending death. But Patrick Stumph doesn't think he has much more to offer. He is just awaiting the day his will comes in handy. He spends his day in a law office. He paints to escape. He slashes his skin to hate. The day Pete Wentz literally jumps into his life, his car comes screeching to a halt. The young hairdresser shows the lawyer that maybe there is something worth living for, as long as he stops until the light is green. (Trigger warnings. Please read first A/N for detailed explanation)

Nothing Rhymes with Coffee (In the Art of All Things Poetic) Spin-off story to "Reign of the Rejected Rosary" (You don't need to read it to understand this book.) In "Reign," Pete and Patrick are already together when they are introduced. But how did they get there? When did it all begin? What about Patrick's intense love for poetry? This is the story of how they met. All leading up to an epic poetry slam that changes both of their lives forever.

Brendon was framed for a crime he didn't commit. Even after charges are dropped and he leaves prison, an unexpected new best friend in tow, he can't seem to get his life back together---his past haunting him at every angle. But when he meets Ryan, the broken boy across town, and moves in with Pete and Patrick, he believes life can better itself. But Patrick has a secret, one bigger than Brendon can handle, and only he can find the key to saving Patrick. TW: Mentions of rape, abuse, suicidal thoughts, and character death. Sequel: Nothing Rhymes with Coffee No crimes characters are accused of in this story were actually committed. This is a complete work of fiction. No actual events are depicted.

Ryan Ross has everything he could ever ask for. But then his father dies, and everything falls apart. Now, Ryan and his mother live in their old car in Las Vegas, trying to straighten their lives out. There Ryan meets Spencer, who teaches him how to survive life and the horror of their high school dictatorship. That's when Brendon Urie, the off-limits king of power, comes along. And, well, Spencer can't save Ryan there. (This was my first attempt at fanfiction. I was a freshman in high school. Read "The Will of Love and Life" or "The Wife Draft" or literally anything else I wrote)

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