"I'll buy her from you. Tell me the price", says Taehyung. Rolling his eyes, Sunghoon says, "Tell your bitch to back off, namjoon." Taehyung gets closer to his face and whispers, "give me your best shot mother fucker"

in which namjoon decides to anonymously message a fangirl. © minoficent 2016 [pretty much a bts crack fic]