✅ "Any last words before the race starts?" "vroom vroom bitch."

"You were supposed to be a bath bomb!" "Well turns out its your lucky day, sweetheart, cause you just got something ten times better: me." ➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶ In which a bath bomb from Walmart turns out to be an over cocky, ridiculously hot, yet surprisingly clueless demigod. ©Kiki 2020© ➣High-key crackfic ➣Greek mythology ➣Romance HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in JUNGKOOK #1 in KPOP #1 in BTS #2 in FANFICTION **Started: January 14, 2020** **Ended: May 7, 2020**

❝ i saw the spark that is normally in your eyes no longer there. ❞ [ completed | 8.14.20 ] ©-holyjikook

You look up at the scoreboard with fury in your eyes. Second place, again. Chest heaving and hands balled into fists, you look over to your left and grit your teeth. Jimin smirks at you with his perfect white teeth, hatred boiling in your blood the minute your eyes land on him, his voice smooth as silk when he speaks. "Maybe next time." Best Ranking: 🏆 #1 in #fanfiction 🏆 #1 in #taehyung #1 in #Christianchimchim #1 in #Iceskating #1 in #Jimin #1 in #jin #1 in #parkjimin #1 in #jungkook #1 in #seokjin #1 in #chimchim Jimin×Reader All Credit for cover photo goes to BTS and Bighit Entertainment ♡

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

☾where jeongguk's mom doesn't approve of her gay son and gets him a wife, but his wife is gay too☽ [ completed | 2017 ] © -holyjikook

"What's the matter, angel? Scared of the dark?" PORTUGUÊS: http://w.tt/1UXHmmZ CZ: http://w.tt/1SCIHC4 Türkçe: http://my.w.tt/UiNb/TpS3oMpauz العَرَبِيَّة: http://my.w.tt/UiNb/FAsGKisB5D [my original storyline, do not repost] started summer 2015 HIGHEST RANKING: #1 Supernatural #39 FanFiction #1 Devil 031717: hit 1m reads

"Hi my name is Jimin and we've been next door neighbors at this apartment complex for almost two years but I just said hi because I heard you crying ugly last night- are you okay?" Completed October 30th, 1:34 a.m