"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! " hoseok yelled, holding up his shield, as they all reached the their destination. "first of all", yoongi started, "we're all literally right here you blind bitch so stop trying to assemble us", he continued, " and stop being so fucking loud hoe, my mom just called me and said she can literally hear you all the way from daegu" taehyung snickered, "that's what she said last- " "fucking complete that sentence, doctor weird and i swear to God i will fucking dislocate your kneecaps" yoongi said, stepping in front of taehyung. "atleast i have kneecaps, shorty", taehyung bravely replied with a smirk. "THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE SHIT-" yoongi angrily yelled as he grabbed taehyung by his cape's collar. 》_____________________《 -bts as avengers! au The universally-loved superheroes decide to film a documentary to give their fans a peek inside what goes on in their lives. One where they aren't being the brave superheroes that the world knows, but are showcasing their real, crackhead selves. - featuring special guest appearance from bang shi hyuk oppa, lucas, baekhyun, sehun, jackson, hyunjin, soobin, & heuningkai (basically the entire kpoop industry) 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨: #1 𝙗𝙩𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙣𝙘𝙩𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙚𝙭𝙤𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Why do you keep throwing up rose petals?" [ hanahaki disease and college!au taehyung ] ♡ first of the soulmate series © nochuus 2017 all rights reserved

"can you make out somewhere else, someone here is suffering from heartbroken-itis" in which 01395 meets 01496 in the school bathroom

In which they raise a plant together. "That's my plant" "Actually, its mine" ©hugchim a Taehyung ff Started: 032517 Ended:

"okay, whoever drew a dick on my forehead is going to die a gruesome death!" ☀︎ a story wherein taehyung and sora are delinquents at a summer camp. ☀︎ © herxhope | 2018 ツ

❝ do you think they have ramen on the other side? ❞ ❝ i guess we'll just have to find that out for ourselves. ❞

❝What the fuck are you doing to my house?❞ When a Christmas-loving, innocent and outgoing girl decorates the house of a grumpy, moody and aggressive grandpa who is actually eighteen-years-old. All Rights Reserved. jimineral © 2015 151126 | STARTED 160510 | COMPLETED WARNINGS: Extremely cringey/cliché/cheesy Bad language Mild/borderline sexual content NO PLAGIARISM

❝ wreaking havoc and living lavish. ❞