Upon cracking out of his stone shell, Bill opened his golden eyes to meet those of his old work partner: Stanford Pines. The last thing he could recall was a fuzzy image of Ford in Stanley's suit, the twin posing as Ford sticking out his hand to make a deal. Oh god. How was he going to fix this? In hindsight, taking over the realm Ford lived in was a little bit overkill just to get a date with him. The older man lingering in front of him blinked in shock, before grimacing at the sight of him. "Bill." (DISCLAIMER: CHARACTERS ARE NOT MY PROPERTY) (DISCLAIMER 2: COMMON MENTIONS OF SEX, SWEARING, AND VIOLENCE)