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Vaesen Empires smp au by RemSvanberg
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This is a story about the strange creatures of the world, also known as the vaesen. It's also in lesser part about the humans of the world, but only two, Pixlriffs of Pixandria, Joel of Mezalea and one part-human, Mythical Sausage of Mythland. aka the fairytales I read as a kid were fucked up so I made this inspired by it
Banana bus crew--one shots  by TooInsanelyBlue
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***warning very shitty one shots lol*** This was my first time writing one-shots. I was also 13 at the time so It's very cringey and not good at all. There are a lot of spelling mistakes!! **Warning some of these may contain cussing,sexual content, etc.** *** I will no longer be making updates***
EMPIRES SMP Fanfic - The Heavy Crown [Lost Empire] by morphineprince_
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The dragonslayers of the realm had slain the legendary Ender Dragon, heightening the power of a powerful, corrupting demon named Xornoth into full, unfathomable might. The eternal winter would slowly poke its tendrils inside of the world, extinguishing its warmth, and serve as the realm's veins, repudiating out the old, summer roots. Xornoth came to Joey Graceffa under the Enchanting Temple of the Jungle and offered him the Crown. This Crown was a reward for Emperor Joey's undying loyalty and for defeating the Ender Dragon and letting Xornoth be free to the world once more. Ever since Joey slid that Crown atop his head, he saw the world in a different perspective. A perspective even more corrupt than ever. His eyes became red. Violent red. Two citizens of the Lost Empire had sensed a shift in Joey's enamour for the devil. It was up to them to save their Ruler, and hope that in the end... Their Emperor would not be lost. Like the Empire he rules. This EMPIRES SMP work is a fanfiction story. I do not own these characters, these settings, and some of the plotlines established by the dear Minecrafts that play the SMP. I am just writing this for fun and to improve my storytelling as an aspiring fiction/fantasy writer. I am a huge fan of the Empires SMP, and I wanted to write my own fanfiction story that takes place in that world. This story takes place after the End Dragon War, and after Joey Graceffa, the Lost Empire ruler who is in love with the server's demon, Xornoth, had worn the given Crown that made his eyes red and made him more bloodthirsty than ever (Episode 17 - Xornoth Gave Me A Gift!) Some of these won't make sense if you are not following the series' entire encompassing storyline, and are not interested in the lore. And I guess I may have tweaked some stuff here for the plot's sake. And pardon if there are some painful grammatical errors and spelling mistakes in this story (English isn't my first language, and I'm still learning!)
Mutual Deception by Gemerald12
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Deciet sighs, adjusting his hat. "Look Logan, you're a man of reason. The benefits of being in a fake relationship are countless." Deciet is correct on many levels. This relationship would solve many problems, including mine. "Besides, if you don't immediately agree, I could tell them-" I slam my hands on the table. "Don't." "Oh?" He raises his eyebrow. "Is finding you sobbing in your room to hard of a hit to your robotic reputation?" I adjust my tie. "It is, actually. But it doesn't need to go that far. I see the benefits, and this relationship would be beneficial. To both of us." Deceit checks his manicure. "Glad we could work something out. Boo." I sigh. "Don't call me that." #2 Loceit 05/19/20 #13 Lociet 08/24/2019 I don't own any of characters, Thomas Sanders does. This is a Fanfiction, after all. Cover art: I added the words. The Logan picture was made by ABD-ILLUSTRATES. The Deciet picture had no watermark or credit when I found it. If you guys happen to know who made it, I'd appreciate it!
A Glitch In The System by Problematic_Parrot
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In the peaceful world of Hermitcraft, things don't 'go wrong'. Until one day, a certain Hermit notices a glitch in the system, through which strange people more chaotic than any Hermit has ever known appear. In a place where bloodshed and fighting is a foreign concept, the Hermits want these people gone. But how do they get them home?
The Coordination (Dream x Technoblade) [COMPLETE!!!] by DreamWasABlob
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"concil it, dont feel it..." ⚠️WARNING⚠️: * I DONT SHIP THE REAL PEOPLE! JUST THEIR MC SKINS! AS THIS IS NOT A DAVE X CLAY FANFIC! JUST TECHNO AND DREAM!!! * This story is heavily inspired by Frozen! * There maybe more small Disney references * There can be some deep topics and gore ships! (except Dreamnoblade) Sapnap x George Bad x Skeppy (might add be more...) Lets get it! (also I dont ship Tommy and Tubbo I like them just as friends) Mean comments get deleted and maybe blocked :3
genocide by jinxedtodeath
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-Technoblade meets Minecraft Story Mode- Jesse, Petra, Ivor, and Lucas had just made it out the world of Sky Island, only to find that they had no idea which portal led to their home. In the midst of all the different dimensions, they jump into a world with a subjugated town and bloodthirsty pig king, not knowing the consequences. Soon enough, reality as they knew it is crashing down around them. (or, I bash MCSM and Sleepybois is a found family who gets what they deserve: happiness) Inspiration from ♡ not even close ♡, by @anxioustina Amazing cover by @purple_pans #1 in mcsm as of Dec. 2/2020
【p】e⃨ąc͟͟͟͞͞͞ȇ̈ m̑̈a҉k̾є【r】   dream smp oneshots  by Collbie25
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this is basically a bunch of oneshots, it will have angst and many grammatical mistakes more than likely.
Their Story ❤💚💖 by Lila_Lupus
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Love for my editors Vibe and Moon :) Bored AF, so making this book. Nobody said anything for or against it and I think it's cute so! Here we are. Greamno! Grian x Dream x Techno Best Rankings : #1 on Greamno - 4/11/2021 #1 on Watchers - 11/30/2020 #1 on YHS - 11/28/2021 #2 on Grian - 11/1/2020 #2 on Nightmare - 1/8/2021 #6 on Shipping - 11/22/2020 #8 Hermitcraft - 6/27/2021