***warning very shitty one shots lol*** This was my first time writing one-shots. I was also 13 at the time so It's very cringey and not good at all. There are a lot of spelling mistakes!! **Warning some of these may contain cussing,sexual content, etc.** *** I will no longer be making updates***

Deciet sighs, adjusting his hat. "Look Logan, you're a man of reason. The benefits of being in a fake relationship are countless." Deciet is correct on many levels. This relationship would solve many problems, including mine. "Besides, if you don't immediately agree, I could tell them-" I slam my hands on the table. "Don't." "Oh?" He raises his eyebrow. "Is finding you sobbing in your room to hard of a hit to your robotic reputation?" I adjust my tie. "It is, actually. But it doesn't need to go that far. I see the benefits, and this relationship would be beneficial. To both of us." Deceit checks his manicure. "Glad we could work something out. Boo." I sigh. "Don't call me that." #2 Loceit 05/19/20 #13 Lociet 08/24/2019 I don't own any of characters, Thomas Sanders does. This is a Fanfiction, after all. Cover art: I added the words. The Logan picture was made by ABD-ILLUSTRATES. The Deciet picture had no watermark or credit when I found it. If you guys happen to know who made it, I'd appreciate it!

In the peaceful world of Hermitcraft, things don't 'go wrong'. Until one day, a certain Hermit notices a glitch in the system, through which strange people more chaotic than any Hermit has ever known appear. In a place where bloodshed and fighting is a foreign concept, the Hermits want these people gone. But how do they get them home?

"concil it, dont feel it..." ⚠️WARNING⚠️: * I DONT SHIP THE REAL PEOPLE! JUST THEIR MC SKINS! AS THIS IS NOT A DAVE X CLAY FANFIC! JUST TECHNO AND DREAM!!! * This story is heavily inspired by Frozen! * There maybe more small Disney references * There can be some deep topics and gore ships! (except Dreamnoblade) Sapnap x George Bad x Skeppy (might add be more...) Lets get it! (also I dont ship Tommy and Tubbo I like them just as friends) Mean comments get deleted and maybe blocked :3

-Technoblade meets Minecraft Story Mode- Jesse, Petra, Ivor, and Lucas had just made it out the world of Sky Island, only to find that they had no idea which portal led to their home. In the midst of all the different dimensions, they jump into a world with a subjugated town and bloodthirsty pig king, not knowing the consequences. Soon enough, reality as they knew it is crashing down around them. (or, I bash MCSM and Sleepybois is a found family who gets what they deserve: happiness) Inspiration from ♡ not even close ♡, by @anxioustina Amazing cover by @purple_pans #1 in mcsm as of Dec. 2/2020

this is basically a bunch of oneshots, it will have angst and many grammatical mistakes more than likely.

Love for my editors Vibe and Moon :) Bored AF, so making this book. Nobody said anything for or against it and I think it's cute so! Here we are. Greamno! Grian x Dream x Techno Best Rankings : #1 on Greamno - 4/11/2021 #1 on Watchers - 11/30/2020 #1 on YHS - 11/28/2021 #2 on Grian - 11/1/2020 #2 on Nightmare - 1/8/2021 #6 on Shipping - 11/22/2020 #8 Hermitcraft - 6/27/2021

Sealand and the rest of the micro nations go to a Pizzaria that was said to have a mysterious back story, so by Curiosity Sealand and the itehrs headed to the place for seaslands B day, but it doesn't go as planed when they meet and guy in all purple.

oh look, a third book of Hermitcraft stuff :') ships, smut, fluff, angst, all that stuff will all be present here