Hello guys! Yes, I'm back with a whole new instalment of Middle Earth Mayhem! Same as last time- ask as many questions, dare as many dares and I'll always accept any chapter ideas! Anyway, if you haven't read Middle Earth Mayhem, go read it! Thanks guys! Enjoy!

Funny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!

Once long ago the Earth was not as we know it today. It was nothing. But miraculously out of that nothingness grew four flowers. And from these flowers four beings . Each having one of the elemental powers to control. Together they created a world and named it Telanus. Ruling it together and fairly, creating prosperity and peace . But will it last? And what will they do to regain it again?

Wow, look at this! Don't you hate it when your title is equivalent to your description? Because I do too. It's slightly unprofessional, just like all the other things I rant about in this book... -- PLEASE NOTE: (as of 2019) I was much younger when I wrote this book, and much of what I said isn't as well considered or said exactly how I would go about it now, and I might not even agree with it all. Though there is immaturity within these chapters, people do seem to enjoy it, so I will leave it up. Thank you for understanding and allowing my younger self to voice her thoughts.

I am Thorin Oakenshield, Son Of Thrain, Son Of Thrór, King Under The Mountain, and I welcome you to my book that teaches newbies how to be majestic. You should be very grateful for this, because I know a certain ELF KING *cough, cough THRANDUIL, cough, cough, that wouldn't do this for you. Well, he's not exactly MAJESTIC but, he wouldn't even teach you how to be a King. Anyway, I hope you enjoy my book of how to be Majestic, just like me!

☑️ For those who are willing to learn more about Sindarin! ☑️ I cannon guarantee that everything is 100% correct! ☑️ You can always announce me if you need any particular word, phrase etc, and also, correct me if you have any other version. ↪️Hope you enjoy! ⚠️90% rights to a Sindarin app and Tolkien, of course!⚠️

Origins story. The King faced a dragon to save his people, but the cost was almost his own life. Whilst recovering, the care of the Realm has fallen to his reluctant son, who is struggling with the weight of responsibility. Disclaimer: do not own the characters or names in this belong to JRR Tolkien and, where applicable, to Peter Jackson/Warner Brothers and team. **Over 30,000 views on fanfiction.net**

Poetry is an expression of emotions forever on the move. Poetry is the song of which the pen sings. These are many of my collected works which will hopefully be published one day! Most of them are free verse. Enjoy!

"And so here follows the true account of the events which took place after the reclaiming of Erebor, after the death of Smaug the Golden and after the Battle of the Five Armies. They are events that have long been distorted and obscured through the hazy lens of time-passage; but I would now bring them to light.... Here follows, then, a trustworthy account of the fate which befell the valiant Sons of Durin." Rating: PG-13 || For descriptions of violence, blood and some gory battlefield aftermath. Read with discretion. || DISCLAIMER: Please note that I do not own the rights to Thorin, Fili, Kili, or any of the other characters mentioned in this story. They are property of the Tolkien Estate, with the exception of a few non-canon characters (i.e. Tauriel), who are not included in the books and were created by Peter Jackson. Neither do I own the images on the cover, which are also from Peter Jackson's "The Hobbit" trilogy. The cover edit itself, however, is my work, and while I cannot technically copyright it I would appreciate if you use some common courtesy and ask my permission before you use it .

Dear preciousss, We've located ring. Filthy Hobbites have it. Must send Smeagol afters it. Doesn't wants to gets our hands dirty or caught doings it. -Gollum. The journal/ Diary of Gollum (and Smeagol) . All the way from the start of The Hobbit. To lotr. 😁