after a certain website broadcasted dan howell's phone number to every visitor, he was bound to get a few texts. it was pure luck that phil lester was the one to text him. ❝ emo kid dan☽ : actually... philly✧ : ??? whats up emo boy ❞ minor swearing and some adult themes. triggers will be tagged. highest ranking : #73 in fanfiction, #26 in phanfiction

[complete] finding a girl who is equally pretty won't be hard ; copyright © 2017

Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate. And then Dan's parents decide he needs to love someone rather than himself, and when Phil shows up at his mansion steps, Dan's parents grow fond of him- so much that the two are exchanging rings and Phil is moving in with his new spouse. They tell Dan he should give it a few months, to be patient, and if he still doesn't like him then they'll sign the divorce papers and call it quits. Marriage isn't perfect, right? Well this one is the exact example. But they could always pretend.

P.Lester: a/s/l? Highlight☀: Well hello to you to. P.Lester: are you going to answer my question? or am I wasting my time. Highlight☀: 18/ male/ London Daddy!phil Little!dan

Dan ends up falling in love with his best friends brother. But are they meant to be?

how far can you take a hook up? copyright © 2016

Just a bunch of Dan And Phil memes/pictures/cRaP I don't really know You'll find the best links here And the best memes :) So enjoy! If you wanna read four chapters a year. To see my last one (from ten years ago) just click over here! (Fail) Okay read it and don't die of laughter Or of cuteness Also, if you get easily offended by demon phannies, wouldn't recommend tapping on the links!!! So leave a comment with your reaction, you can call me a liar Cause you just witnessed the book Of brianaisnotamazing *Explosion*

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