y/n is a lil Emo man who is a new student at Hunter university. Everyone at Hunter university Is bald Except for y/n l/n. Bald koopi is a big mean bully to everyone except for his crush y/n. Koopicaca gets obsessed With y/n after he sees him in class. THIS STORY IS A JOKE🤯🏳️‍🌈 i wrote this in sixth grade so expect it to be bad🥸

Shrek is very depressed and faces a horrible home life. At home he is abused, and at school he gets bullied. When a new student gets put in Shreks class his whole world changes. Now please read this very emotional story if you can handle it.

You know what this is. Yes, I do have headcannons :) HAHAHAHHA Goodluck you guys are seriously simp ing over the sour patch kids Thing? ( But simply I mean for this so gonna be More like Child idolized Huggy. And huggy takes them in as there own.)

WARNING: THERE IS NSFW/G0R3 RELATED THINGS IF UR SENSITIVE LEAVE

𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙊𝙍 𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃                   ❪ duolingo bird x reader ❫          ❝ they couldn't see how awesome duolingo really was... so i took out their eyes ❞ ❝ DUDE WHAT THE FU- ❞                         ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,         y/n just wanted to learn some decent spanish for their class but they didn't have in count a certain someone would develop a strange attachment to them.         especially a sassy good-fashioned demon who happens to be the infamous family-kidnapping and ankle-breaking duolingo bird at that.                       '' 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 ''        ↶ ꒰ 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂 ˏˏ 🖇️ ꒱ ─ profanity ─ blood/violence ─ gender neutral reader ─ yandere! demon! duolingo x reader ─ slight yandere! oc x reader too ───────────────── 🍃... author's note: i was just being goofy n silly ok. this was... written when i was in 7th grade. PLEASE don't take this too seriously. also i have better works than this one read those instead

I'm sorry

Boots loves Dora but Dora loves someone else. What the heck?

You've been asked by a friend to collect some textbooks from school. You shuddered at the thought, and criticized him, saying, "Why can't you?!" You still had to go. You hated that school. The only subject was maths and the teacher was horrible. He had a ruler, and he'd slap it across his palm like a maniac... He always gave you dodgy looks as well, with those bulging eyes... and sinister smile... The teacher was crazy. ¬¬¬ NOTE: No pictures uploaded are mine unless specified! ¬¬¬

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??