Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

•••••-••••••-••••••-••••••-••••••-•••••• ORIGINALLY 6.2M READS ON WATTPAD! First Unedited Draft. 64% manuscript sample. ••••••-••••••-••••••-••••••-••••••-•••••• I could never understand why Grandma Liz always forbid me from venturing out during nights of full moon. I remember often thinking to myself, "What could possibly be there that wouldn't be there on other nights?" Years passed and still, the question remained unanswered. That is, until one night. If only Grandma knew they didn't need the full moon. ••••••-••••••-••••••-••••••-••••••-•••••• A Royal's Tale Series - II ••••••-••••••-••••••-••••••-••••••-••••••• Published (WP) : 1/11/ 2015 Completed (WP) : 30/1/2018 Highest Rate : 8 in Werewolf Cover : Graphic Designer @ Typewriter Pub Trailer : Sannyaahhh

I looked up from his huge bare feet, trailing my innocent eyes past his, well not so little him thankfully covered by grey sweatpants, and pausing to admire his toned abdomen. I look away, blushing at my immatureness. I hear his deep chuckle that resonates in my ears, filling me with pure joy. I giggle nervously with him, not knowing what to do next, when he picks my small form up from the ground, pulling me impossibly closer into his hard chest. In this moment I forget my existence, only concerning myself with the impossibly kind man holding me now. He looks me in the eyes with passion written all over his face, whispering to me deeply, "hello beautiful". ~~♡~~ Ella is a shy girl who's life is torn apart piece by piece as she deels with the repercussions of her mother's murder and is forced to live on the streets in the rainy city of Seattle. Ellias is a powerful man who sees a frail little Ella curled up in the pouring rain and takes her home with him, not realizing just how in love with her he is. ~~♡~~ life's too short might as well move fast ~~♡~~ #1 in 17: 7/16/18 #1 in adorable: 7/16/18 #10 in beauty: 7/26/18 #30 in love: 8/24/18 ~~♡~~