Forced to share his bed with an attractive stranger, Ash Jamieson suddenly finds himself confronted with feelings he thought he'd repressed. ***** Riddled with adolescent angst, lavished with profanity, and adorned with more cheese than your favourite take-out pizza, Top and Tail chronicles the life of Ash Jamieson as he haphazardly navigates his way through malicious schoolmates, whackjob teachers, disillusioned parents, imbecilic athletes, audacious girls, and of course, his most pressing problem: the subdued pretty-boy that has suddenly invaded every aspect of his life. Being a teenager is hard, ok? ***** Top and Tail is posted exclusively on Wattpad! If you're reading this elsewhere, you're reading an unedited, stolen version where illegal sites profit off my work :( The official version is FREE to read at it's home on Wattpad! [Featured in Teen Fiction 2016] [Completed 2011]

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

This story is obviously inspired by the legendary song, American Pie, by Don McLean. Some characters and events are also inspired by real people and songs. This story is about Helena McCartney. She is awkward and usually and enjoys being indoors with electronics rather than the opposite, being outdoors with people. Sadly, our main character has to leave the house for most of this story, or else.. (NAME HAS BEEN CHANGED FROM BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE TO HELENA)