geoff and awsten are internet friends. theyre both oblivious to the others' crush on them. and are way too obvious about their crushes on each other.

main characters wings: Geoff Wigington salty: Awsten Knight bred: Brendon Urie ryan: Ryan Ross kiyoko: Haley Kiyoko pattix: Patrick Stump killjoy: Gerard Way side charcters dallonweekes: Dallon Weekes mel: Melanie Martinez ari: Ariana Grande applejuice: Mikey Way petekey: Pete Wentz tyjo: Tyler Joseph jish: Josh Dun toothbat: Otto Wood ray: Ray Toro fronk: Frank Iero

Gerard Way is a virgin. A pathetic, gay, red-haired little virgin. But he was okay with that. People in school avoided him, hell, they didn't even know who he was, and that was how it was. Until a good 'friend' of Gerard's started a rumor. A rumor that was bound to destroy everything Gerard had come to know, and even a little more in the process. Nothing good could come out of this situation, or so Gerard thought. But a certain boy with converse and a lip piercing would beg to differ. (Ok I suck at writing intros. The story will be better, I promise...)

THERE ARE TWO THINGS IN THIS BOOK: •a collection of one shots •a fanfiction character credits (excluding Eli) to Rick Riordan, cover art credits to unknown artist.

In the wizarding world, Harry, Ron and Hermione are invited back for their seventh year at Hogwarts. The war has left a huge impact on everyone, and the three are hoping to be able to relax and enjoy their final year at school. But honestly, fate just has to- [better not finish that sentence. After all, the Three Fates can get very touchy...] At Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter, another quest has been issued, and much to the complaints of everyone, the Seven, Thalia and Nico are sent to Hogwarts. They soon find out that there is no time to enjoy themselves, though, because something primordial, something ancient and powerful is stirring, and it is stirring awake... "Nine half-bloods roam the sorcerers' land." "Child of the dead halts second chance." "Join the fates of worlds beyond," "Who unite to battle the bane of bonds." Disclaimer: All characters belong to Rick Riordan J.K. Rowling. It is set after Blood of Olympus and The Deathly Hallows, and before the Cursed Child and The Hidden Oracle.