It would have been normal if Choromatsu's alarm clock, which was set to ring every five minutes, didn't blast his eardrums so early in the morning and awoke him from his slumber. And all it took for Osomatsu to realize something was definitely wrong was to simply glance at the alarm clock Choromatsu brought with his own saved money for all the brothers to make use of it. That small, silver alarm clock that had been decorated with scratch marks from Ichimatsu's cats, Jyushimatsu's and Todomatsu's colorful stickers, and Karamatsu's leftover glitter from the obnoxious articles of clothing he's worn, was all it took for Osomatsu to drop the photo album and look around the room in horror and realization. The alarm clock, that small silver piece of technology, was clean and unscratched as it was sitting next to the futon meant only for one person. End: Jan 2019

Weird words from weird people and close friends slapped into a book, just like a real dictionary.

Snufkin has been feeling low lately. He goes through depressive episodes and isolates himself. He can't eat, he's exhausted all the time, he doesn't feel like himself. When he finally returns to Moominvalley things are very different than last spring. Y'all know I had to do an Invisible Snufkin AU story! Now, disclaimer, there is in-depth description of Snufkin feeling really depressed, and it entails some eating problems, so if you're struggling with any similar mental health difficulties, please tread carefully. Hh maybe I'm projecting lol Part 2 of the 3 part Moomin series with 'Newcomer' and 'Illness'. Rated M for depression and eating disorder stuff Cover art by me

This is my Poem and Short Stories book! These poems and short stories are all made by me so please DONT copy them. If your going to use them for a book please ask me for permission through PM(private message) PS. The content of this book can get a bit personal in a symbolic way so please dont judge me. Enjoy!!

A murder has happened and three detectives across the world from each other set out to solve it through online communications and finding clues in each country. Will they solve it in time or will the death only mark an endless circle of death with no defendants? Find out in The Distance (Which totally isn't named like a romantic film on purpose by the way, I actually didn't realise.)

Everyone is obsessed with one thing in this world and that's finding their soulmate. I don't care, as a matter of fact, I don't believe in these tattoos. You love someone for who they are, not because your words are inked onto their skin. This story is a Soulmate AU where your tattoo shows the first thing your soulmate thought when they saw you. The beautiful cover made by the artist @ULWinterSoul but the background isn't Craig X Tweek

My whole family is dead. Why? Because they believed in diversity, open-mindedness. A better... a better life than this. I stare up at the foreboding doors of the elven kingdom, a tall guardian against me. My first opponent. All emotion. All I once was is gone. Gone is Stanley Marshwalker, friend to all, and keeper of the peace. Replaced by the ranger, the warrior, with one mission, and one mission only. To see the Grand Wizard King, Eric Cartman, dead, with his head on a pike.

A spoof book about snotty toddlers and wattpad... If this offends anyone... Plz just don't read this! Go find something else! Holy freakle, how did this book get so big?? #98 in random #164 in random #88 in random #59 in random

The south park kids went in trauma, after each one of them went through a horrible experience. But someone wasn't affected by it, so he tried and tried until all of his friends were back to normal.