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The Darkening of Your Soul by MaeglinYedi
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Harry is betrayed. Harry gets a second chance to do it all over again. There is just one catch. If Harry gets to keep his memories from his previous life, so does Voldemort. Harry Potter/Tom Riddle
The Farland Files by ActuallyPurpleMango
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Lord Voldemort stared at the cradle where there was not one, but two children where he had only been expecting one. He leaned forward, eyes narrowed. "Which one of you... is my supposed death?" Or Albus Dumbledore's warnings came to fruition. (Originally posted on AO3, but I thought I'd start posting it here too!)
The Cop Next Door by princess-fill
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"Stop it, Dax." I wouldn't meet his eyes, I couldn't. His hot breath trailed up my neck, his soft lips ghosting over the exposed flesh. He chuckled when my back arched involuntarily, my cheeks flaring hot and pink. "It's Officer Rivera, to you." His deep voice rasped quietly in my ear. "Besides, you don't want me to stop, Princesa." "If you don't stop, I'll-" "You'll what?" He interrupted, smirking against my jawline. "Call the police?" Jane Kingsley is a Veterinary Medicine major at the University of California-Davis. If she isn't at school, she's either working or lounging around the house she shares with her best friend, Vivian Tyler. Everything in Jane's life was getting back to normal, almost boringly average. But then Officer Daxon Rivera moves in next door. Flirty, sexy, and a total asshole: Officer Rivera is everything Jane wants to stay away from. But can she? -Mature Content within- Ranked #32 in Romance [2-1-2018]
Fallen From Grace (#Wattys2017) by StationaryObsession
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*Highest ranking no#1 in Lucifer and 9th in Angels, as well as no#9 in hell* What happens when you are a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed and lonely girl with no friends or family? Why, you sell your soul to the Devil, of course. Being an orphan since the age of 6, you see everything differently and find yourself to stand out amongst the crowd, especially if you have Snow White hair. Now due to your unique hair color you are considered a freak show and no one bothers to befriend you and you start to crave human interaction. In a desperate attempt to have a friend, an attempt you never thought would work, you summon the Devil and laugh at your absurd actions. But little did you know that they don't say 'speak of the Devil and he shall appear' for nothing. (SLOW UPDATE)
Kidnapped In My Unicorn Onesie (Under editing) by tepigforlife
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"Chilling in my comfy onesie! Chilling, chilling, chilling in my unicorn onesie!" I sang while doing a little dance. Then I heard laughing behind me. "Who goes there?" I said spinning around and doing a ninja pose. Oh my lord! Nosebleed! I am looking at two (hot) guys right now. One was laughing and one was glaring. My eyes narrowed on the one laughing. Is he laughing at me??? "What you laughing at? Huh? Huh? You wanna piece of me? Do ya? Come on I'll take you! I'll beat you're arse!" I said jumping back and fourth on my heels. "Blake you idiot, stop laughing and get her or so help me I will kick you in the throat!" Mr. Grumpy threatened. "Whaaa???" I questioned confuzzled. "Why you so mean to me?" He whined but walked to me anyways. "Shut up, I'll start the van." He growled and left the room. Whoah, someone's on there period. And I am one hundred percent sure it's not me. "Come on, let's go." Blake said picking me up bridal style. "What? No! I don't wanna! I don't wanna!" I yelled thrashing in his arms. "To late" he smirked and placed me in the van. uh-oh. *** Ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you, Maya Greene, 18 year old girl. She is your bubbly, weird, and as some people may say, very childish kind of girl. But what can you say? She is a child at heart. What will happen after she get kidnapped? Read to find out! Enjoy!
Give Me Some Sugar, Daddy (Wattys 2017) by hottaemaIe
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"Say my name," Harry said, his hands groping my butt and pushing me against the wall. "Say it." "H-Harry." I whined, and he abruptly pushed his pelvis against me, pinning me to the wall and pulling his head back to look at me. "That's not my name." He growled. His eyes were full of lust and his breathing was heavy on my cheeks. "Daddy." _____________________________________________ This is NOT a l*rry fanfic _____________________________________________ #1 in Fanfiction - 05/20/17 #2 in harrystylesau - 04/28/23 #25 in harrystyles - 01/13/20 #32 in sugardaddy - 01/03/21 #101 in styles - 04/28/23 #171 in onedirection - 05/26/20
The Foolish Five by SarcasticallyWitty
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(THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE SHORTS BOOK) Just a bunch of short stories of the Foolish Five as F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Along with some random one shot type things. And some headcanon things. And yes, Nevaeh is still alive. This description sucks, but just read it. Trust me. You'll like it. *~* It's going to be split into three sections. 1) The Foolish Five as F.R.I.E.N.D.S (So basically just the five as the characters from from in random episodes) (This is based after Uni). 2) The Marvellous Misadventures of the Foolish Five. (Just shorts/one shot type things and headcanons about the things the five get up to) (This doesn't have one time setting). 3) Missing Vaeh Hours. (One shots/shorts based after Nevaeh's death). *~* (This is based off my book 'The Girl in the Hoodie')
The Girl In The Candy Dress by camerybear
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16 year old Zoe Williams works at the cinemas. She serves nutty customers, makes oily popcorn and has to wear a striped candy dress as her uniform. After 7 months in the job, a new boy is hired. Same age, same job but with a very attractive vibe. Meet 16 year old Luke Hardens. New employee, bad boy and one for the ladies. He wears a suit as his uniform. Could a guy get any hotter? As the two work more and get to know each other, will Zoe just be the Girl in the Candy Dress or will she be more? And what wild adventures does Mr Hardens have in store for her? Certainly not selling tickets or changing rubbish bins. © All Rights Reserved 2018 Camerybear Cover Credit: infinitelyx
Sh*t! I'm Sorry! by camerybear
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Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #2 in Humor What happens when you're walking down the street, with one of the best coffees in hand, turn around for one second... Then the next thing you know, the world is spinning and you've landed in the arms of one of the most gorgeous organisms of the male species. With the best coffee, you've ever had, spilt on his grey v-neck? Or maybe when you're drunk off your head, can't walk in a straight line with a heel that is broken and your makeup smudged with a bottle of beer in your hand... Then the next thing you know the world is spinning and that same gorgeous organism has you in his arms with the strong smell of your beer on his leather jacket? When it comes to Ryan Einstein, Alexis Harrington needs a little help. Especially when her only instinct is to say..."Shit! I'm sorry!" © All Rights Reserved 2018 Camerybear
Mafia Sparks #Wattys2017 by twinkle_77
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Mafia Sparks #Wattys2017 Sparkle is your typical, enthusiastic, Spanish girl. She's optimistic, cheerful and can always put a smile on your face. She couldn't be happier when she was accepted into the New York Academy of Art - but with good news comes bad news too. She needs to find a job in order to pay her college fees... ----- "The only job available at the mansion right now is the maid job," the lady said with a tired sigh. I start thinking about it: It can't be that bad. "So will you take it?" "Yes, I will take it." Little does she know that she'll be working in the mafia's mansion, and who else but for the infamous Ferro Ferdinando?