"Sunshine, unicorn piss and highlighter glow, I now turn you into a po-ta-toe!" I shout, angrily pointing my wand at Pringle Ryder Badboyinson. "AHHHHHHH!" shouts Pringle in his manly husky batman voice. Except the voice is not coming from his mouth. It's coming from the tiny potato sitting on top of a crumpled leather jacket. "WHAT THE FRACK HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, YOU SOGGY MACARONI??!!" ... Lily Hudson and Pringle Ryder Badboyinson are polar opposites, a good girl and a bad boy, who don't want anything to do with each other. As a matter of fact, they totally loathe other for no relevant reason. That is...until their worlds collide. Until Lily discovers she's Zayn Malik's wizard princess spy child and accidentally turns Pringle into a talking potato. Will she be able to revert him back into his original form and simultaneously save the world? DUN DUN DUN!! Read the book to find out more!! WARNING: Extreme plot twists, read at your own risk.